Penis Blog

Calling all men.

We first tested the Vibra Exciter in the bedroom. Why? I hear you ask when this is a toy designed for use in less than private places would we do a thing like that? Simple, volume. Many bullets in sex toys are less than quiet. If you’re in the privacy of your own home that’s great, but outside that can lead to all sorts or trouble. Although the Vibra Exciter’s control unit does have a big “Cancel” button, just in case and would pass as a pager if spotted on your waistband.

Click through from the penectomy quote from Sen. Vitter's wife.

Sadly, Wendy had to eat those words. Maybe she was worried about finding the right knife. Or perhaps she was concerned about the legal ramifications of conducting an unauthorized penectomy. Or maybe she underwent a great sexual awakening and found herself more titillated by her husband’s peccadilloes than she’d imagined. Whatever: her bloodthirsty moment passed.

A blogger looks at the relationship between penis humor and audience.

What I’d like to ask y’all, since you’re so sophisticated and everything, is this: Why is it that lesbians think penis jokes, Puppetry of the Penis (no I’m not giving them a link), Penis Humor, “per se,” are funny, but straight women are all, ewww. Get that thing away from me.

It'll be easier for Thai guys to hang on to what they have.

The path to a sex change surgery however is long and drawn out, and includes counseling sessions and psychological evaluations. Many wannabe lady boys have been bypassing this lengthy procedure to have smaller and less complicated cosmetic castrations, instead. A simple castration can be done in a Bangkok clinic for as little as $125m and in less than 15 minutes.

Penectomies are commonly performed for penis cancer and gender reassignment cases.

I therefore winced slightly on learning that as well as phantom limbs, there are phantom penises, experienced by those who have undergone a penectomy (a word which is well worthy of a wince in itself). V.S.Ramachandran, who devised an ingenious way of using mirrors to help people with phantom limb pain, by fooling the brain into briefly believing that the missing limb was back, has now turned his attention to penises, together with P.D. McGeoch. This time the research is not about pain relief, however, but gender identity, where the possession or lack of a penis is clearly highly relevant.

Looks like a good deal for castration.

Remember the castrating nutbags from North Carolina? Of course you do. If you don't, you can read about them here, here, here and here.

From a long comment about Islamofacism, a look at Hudud mandatory punishments including castration.

(2) Hudud punishments of amputation, stoning, beheading and sometimes burning and castration (see Saudi prisons on this) have been banned worldwide as inhumane, yet they routinely carried out by Islamic countries and pan-state terrorists.