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We want to apologize, briefly, for showing you Fred Durst’s penis. We didn’t think of the repercussions and thus regret any traumatic scarring we may have caused. If need be, we know a nice shrink on Park Avenue who’s admitting new patients.

That being said, our suspicions were confirmed: Durst’s sex tape was not captured on a T-Mobile device (the Sidekick 2, as we thought, doesn’t even have a video function) but was actually stolen (or “hacked,” as the ...

The lad says his lust kept him from sleeping at nights:

In a shocking incident, a 22-year-old youth of Ahmedabad district castrated himself earlier this week to do away with the root cause of his sexual frustration! Bachu Mafabhai, a resident of Sadatpura in Detroj town, chopped off his penis with a sharp blade on Tuesday morning, which according to his own confession, was to get rid himself of the root cause of his unfulfilled sexual desires that were ...

Two unidentified Japanese men chopped off the penis of a transvestite they mistook for a woman with whom they wanted to have sex, a newspaper reported Sunday.

The victim, a bar worker who liked to dress and act as a female, was on his way to work Thursday when two Japanese men invited him to have sex for US$20 (euro15), apparently believing he was a woman, the Kampuchea Thmey (New Cambodia) newspaper said.

Discovering he wasn't, the two ...

https://www.indiana.edu/~condoms

This website will give you more information about a study that is being conducted by researchers at Indiana University in Bloomington, Indiana.

Recently, there has been a movement by condom manufacturers to develop condoms that are responsive to consumer demands for condoms that are better fitted to men with various penis sizes and that enhance the sexual experience. Some of these new condoms are currently on the market in the United Sates and have been approved by the ...

Ever wanted to know the history of the penis? Read all about it. This is penis history way before the term "erectile dysfunction" even had lips to pass.

So I was just browsing through some fun journals (Integrative and Comparative Biology, always good for some unusual stuff) and ran across a paper with a wonderful title: "The Functional Morphology of Penile Erection: Tissue Designs for Increasing and Maintaining Stiffness." If that kind of thing will sell commercial air time during the Super Bowl, it's got to be popular.

As is typical, though, while the promise of salaciousness drew me in, it was the science and the ...

Since the penis removal incident in Anchorage, many of you probably have wondered, "What do I do if someone cuts off my penis?" Click on the link for nurse training on managing a penis amputation. Also applies to limbs and other easily detached body parts.

An accident that severs a finger or limb can result in significant disability, but reattachment is often possible. Giving your patient the best possible nursing care will go a long way toward restoring function.

"Can my fingers be reattached?"

Anxious queries like this one are not uncommon for emergency medical technicians and ED nurses. Some 30,000 people in United States lose a limb, digit, or other part of their body to accidental amputation each year.1

It's ...

Remember that painful penis removal performed in Anchorage, Alaska? Here's the latest on the penectomist.

Kim Tran, 35, was arraigned on charges of assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence. She remained jailed in Anchorage, with no bail set.

Police spokeswoman Anita Shell said the injury to the 44-year-old man was “brutal, brutal.”

The couple was arguing Saturday because the man, whose name was not released, wanted to end the year-old relationship, Shell said. The pair decided to have sex, and the man agreed to have his arms tied to a window ...

If you're looking for that one-of-a-kind Valentine's day gift, here it is. And you might even get lucky.

Back in October, 1995, Jim Hudnall posed a question in alt.lucky.w about raccoon penis bones. He said that Mick Jagger's partner Jeri Hall had mentioned in an interview that when she was growing up in Texas, boys gave raccoon penis bones to girls they liked as a form of love token or simple love spell. Jim said he had never heard of penis bones before and wondered if raccoons really had them.

I responded that Jeri Hall was ...

You may be embarrassed about Erectile Dysfunction, but don't let that stop you from seeing a doctor.

Erectile dysfunction is sometimes more than just an issue that negatively impacts a man's quality of life -- it can also be an early sign of heart or blood vessel problems, according to experts.

Consequently, men need to tell their doctors as soon as they develop erectile dysfunction (ED), so their doctors can order additional tests to make sure their heart and blood vessels are healthy, lead author Dr. Kevin Billups of the University of Minnesota School of ...

This intriguing tutorial describes how to connect an Xbox to a vibrator to create a force feedback penis replacement. An example of some of the finer technical details is given below. A warning that the link contains pictures of naked vibrators. Guys had better watch out. This contraption could replace men, even men who take a lot of cialis.

First off, let's take part the XBox Controller. Remove the 6 screws in the back, set the controller down on it's back, and remove the top plate. Put all of the buttons and pads to the side for the time being, but don't lose them, otherwise you'll have a gimpy controller. No one wants a gimpy controller.

Now, assuming you can, disconnect the two vibration motors from the bottom of the board. If you can't get one of ...

About one in four thousand babies have both male and female sex organs. However, has anyone ever heard of a penis "growing back".

A multi-talented Zimbabwean international athlete who has won several awards in regional competitions as a female athlete has been arrested after it was discovered that he is a man. Samukeliso Sithole, 17, was arrested last week after a female friend who had undressed in full view of the athlete found out that he was a male, the state dailies The Herald and Chronicle said.

The friend lodged a complaint with the police and Sithole was arrested for alleged ...

Odd, indeed.

There is startling variation in the character of penises (penes) throughout the animal kingdom. Apart from size variation, already noted, shapes and colouring vary enormously. Insect and reptilian penises are often equipped with spines, corrugations, knobs, hooks, etc., to secure the female once insertion has taken place. If a copulating pair of insects or snakes are forcibly separated then either the male or the female may be irreparably damaged. The genital organs of the male may be torn off ...

They'll have a hard time repealing this benefit.

Las Vegas Review-Journal EDITORIAL: Drug dysfunction Medicare's new prescription coverage begins Jan. 1. The benefit likely will cost more than $500 billion over the next decade because of its blanket coverage of all FDA-approved drugs. Those include Viagra and other drugs used primarily to treat erectile dysfunction. "These bureaucrats defend the additional drugs as 'lifestyle-improving' instead of just 'lifesaving,' but taxpayer-funded Viagra will drain resources from medication for more severe conditions," said Tom Schatz, president of Citizens Against Government ...

If the linga in Viet Nam is Hindu, it brings a whole new meaning to cultural cross-polination.

Cultural officials have recently found a linga (phallic symbol) of the Cham ethnic minority people at Van Tuong village, Nghia Dung commune in central Quang Ngai province.

The 35-cm-high linga made from sandstone weighs around 100 kg. It is the second found in Quang Ngai province, providing a link to a cluster of towers of the Cham ethnic minority people in the locality. Archaeologist Dr. Doan Ngoc Khoi said the discovery of linga in Quang Ngai reflects the ...

Serious theater is a little off the beaten path for Penis Blog. We're more comfortable in the realm of erectile dysfunction than drama dysfunction, although there may be some cause-and-effects going on there. Anyway, here's a very short piece called "The Godot Monologues" which was writted to protest a ban on women performing in "Waiting for Godot".

“A German theater has been barred from staging Samuel Beckett’s absurdist masterpiece Waiting for Godot with women in the two key roles, Agence France-Presse reported. The orders came from Beckett’s German publishers.... “This manner of defending the holy grail is a bad joke [said the manager of the German theater where it was to have been performed].” He noted that the publishing house explained that its action was taken out of respect for Beckett’s wishes that women never perform ...

Hizzoner was bored stiff.

A U.S. state judge, who allegedly used a sex toy called a penis pump in court, has been charged with three felony counts of indecent exposure by Oklahoma authorities.

Now that we have your attention: imagine how much larger the market for cialis would be if these creatures could buy it.

It is appropriate that large animals should have large genital organs.

The penis of the hippopotamus and elephant can be several feet in length, and uses have some times been found for such weighty organs other than simple reproduction - the pizzle, for instance, formerly used for flogging, was in fact a bull's penis. Marshall's "Physiology of Reproduction" notes that the elephant penis is around 150 cm. in length, a third of which is formed by the pendulous ...

Here's good advice on penis enlargement. Always check with a doctor before trying this at home.

Doctors can increase the penis circumference (girth) by injecting fat under the skin of the penis. This fat is usually obtained by liposuction from the abdomen. The fat usually gets absorbed gradually and the operation needs to be repeated. The penis can sometimes look uneven and nodular and there can be scarring after this procedure.

Better results in girth enhancement may be obtained by grafting fat removed from the thigh or abdomen under the skin of the penis. ...

An informal poll on trimming.

So anyway, at the bar this past weekend, we got into a discussion about pubic hair. Go figure. Anyway, we were discussing the various and sundry methods of female pubic hair sculpting, when one of the chicks I was drinking with asked what method guys use. This led to an interesting discussion, where I found out that most of the men I hang out with don't do anything at all to tame the wild nut brush. This rather suprised ...

If you don't have any Cialis around, here's an alternative aphrodisiac. Maybe this should be called an "Afrodisiac"?

Genesis BioTech Inc. (GBI) announces the exceptional sales and inventory sellout of its liquid aphrodisiac African Fly over the Valentine's Day holiday. In an unparalleled sellout of a 350 bottle inventory by February 13th, stocks are only now being replenished. African Fly is available exclusively online at www.africanfly.com, where orders are continuing to be received at a record rate per day.

"We were ready for the Valentine's Day rush but we did not anticipate selling out," explains Brian ...

In Thailand, you can buy your surrogate penis. I guess these were invented before there was Cialis.

The Thai name for a penis amulet is palad khik, which means "honorable surrogate penis." These small charms, averaging less than 2' in length, are worn by boys and men on a waist-string under the clothes, off-center from the real penis, in the hope that they will attract and absorb any magical injury directed toward the generative organs. It is not uncommon for a man to wear several palad khiks at one time, one to increase gambling luck, for ...

Taran tells us that she is getting so much spam about Cialis, a drug for Erectile Dysfunction, she is fearing for our reputation as a nation.

These spammers are making Americans look like broke, undersexed (or physically impaired) sex fiends who have as much disposable income as they have disposable libido...

In San Francisco, natch. You're chance to stand out in a crowd.

My friend Richard Hansen, a talented designer in San Francisco, is seeking volunteers for his latest project:

Seeking men of all sizes, shapes and colors to model their penis for an upcoming art photography book project. This creative project seeks to show what men really look like down there--how we're so very different, yet somewhat the same. This is a documentary-style book project and not porn related whatsoever. The images will ONLY show your pelvic region - no faces revealed. We want to represent the widest array of men possible.

We will be shooting March ...

We all get Cialis spam. Here's a humorous article on just that.

Let me see, how many spams do I get about this stuff? I presumed it was some Viagra type thing so I searched for ciallis (yes, I spelt it wrong but the quote below is good so I’m not changing it!) and found nothing but the usual spam sites selling the stuff. From http://www.cialis levitra online.com/cialis.html (replace the spaces with dashes, I’m not helping their Google Rank!)

The drug is virtually side effect free and can be taken without food or alcohol restraints. What’s more is that it has been shown to take effect in as little as 16 minutes. Cialis provides stiff competition to other generic viagra drugs in its category, that only have the capacity to act for four to six hours.

“Stiff competition” indeed!

If the penis isn't working, it's a good time to see a penis doctor. They are called "urologists".

It is your doctor's job to help you determine what is causing your problem and which treatment option is best for you. All physicians will first record your medical history, including psychological and sexual aspects. They may ask about stress and fatigue and about the relationship between you and your partner. Some questions may be very personal, but your doctor needs to know about your present sexual functioning in order to treat your impotence. So, be honest with your ...

Here's a good summary of medical techniques to lengthen the penis.

What can be done to make my penis appear longer?

If you are overweight, losing a few pounds will reduce the fat on your lower abdomen and the penis will emerge and seem longer. The same effect can be achieved for a lot more money and with some associated risks through liposuction.

The most common lengthening surgical procedure involves cutting the ligament at the root of the penis. This will allow the penis to hang lower and ...

At a town council meeting, residents objected to the naked man statue in Penticton. Now they might want to rename the town "Bentdickgone".

PENTICTON, British Columbia (AP) -- Trouble began as soon as Baggage Handler, a statue of a suitcase-toting naked man surrounded by luggage, was installed in a turnaround at the marina in this lakeside resort town.

A plate was installed over the genitalia, then was removed because it drew attention to the groin area and looked silly.

Now vandals have bashed away the penis on Michael Hermesh's 61/2-foot epoxy-impregnated plaster statue, broken the ankles and knocked over the ...

About 1 in 4,000 babies have sex organ confusion.

The issue is "intersex," the name for numerous conditions that result in roughly one in 4,000 babies born with both male and female traits.

One of the more common is congenital adrenal hyperplasia. In such cases, genetic girls are exposed in the womb to such high levels of androgen -- the hormone that triggers male development -- that they appear male externally even if they have female reproductive organs. A different condition leaves genetic males less responsive to ...

Sad incident involving three Kenyan boys having their penises mutilated in a ritual. Luckily, surgery will repair much of the damage.

Madrid - A Spanish surgeon has come to the rescue of two Kenyan youngsters who had their penises cut off in their homeland during a bizarre ritual involving the creation of a potion reputedly able to cure Aids.

Oscar Kituy, 15, and 11-year-old Philippe Barasa both have a new organ thanks to complex reconstruction surgery carried out at the end of January in a Valencia hospital by surgeon Pedro Cavadas.

"They can urinate normally, will recover their ...

When in Rome ....

Penis amulets and bas reliefs were fairly common in the late Roman era, especially in the outlying regions of the Empire. The bronze penis amulet shown here is 2" long and dates to the first century AD. It was found in a spring at an old Roman settlement near York, England.

Although most modern practitioners of witchcraft and other forms of magic immediately think of sex magick or some form of sacred sex rite when they see amulets ...

Someone pass the popporn, please.

[I]f Sundance 2005 will be remembered for anything, it will likely be remembered as The Year of the Penis. The male organ featured so prominently in so many films that it became hard—no pun intended—to keep track. Sometimes the unit was visible, as was the case in Michael Winterbottom’s art-porn relationship drama 9 Songs, or Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato’s insightful documentary Inside Deep Throat, or the Korean May-December romance Green Chair. Sometimes it was just the suggestion of ...

Someone in the graphic design department just had a little slip of the pen.

[A] cartoon animal is causing uproar in the United Kingdom. Reuters reports that 60 Britons have complained to the country's advertising regulators about Crazy Frog, the mascot of a cellular phone company, because of the motorcycle-riding frog's small, but visible, penis.

The U.K. Advertising Standards Authority said that a streaking amphibian is OK because no "inappropriate references were made about its anatomy."

Still, the idea behind Crazy Frog is deranged. Think about it. Have you ever seen ...

Don't try this with your penis!

According to this China Times report, an expat was sent to the emergency room after injecting chili oil into his penis, which swelled up "like a mango".

Star Russell Crowe doesn't do full frontal.

Actor Russell Crowe has revealed that he refused to show his penis in aborted film, Eucalyptus.

The movie was finally abandoned last week after speculation suggesting that Crowe and co-star Nicole Kidman had fallen out.

The Gladiator star denied the rumours of a row with his fellow Aussie.

He did however reveal that he had refused to do a scene requiring him to show his penis to a young Queen Elizabeth.

Ed Stephan posts an image of a 32 cent stamp with a wonderful penis story behind it:

The original story was by columnist Peter Rexford, in the Washington Post. He reported that a postal employee, apparently embarrassed by an antomically explicit baby, airbrushed the figure into an asexual being. In time the postal authorities came to their senses and undid this assault on the original work of art.

Vodkapundit warns the ladies on penectomies.

Hear that, ladies? If you're planning on chopping off your man's man-bits, don't flush it down the toilet after. Otherwise, you could get charged with tampering with evidence. Now, if the toilet clogged would that be "obstruction of justice?"

John Wayne Bobbitt's new best friend. Click on link above to see how she did the nasty deed.

Police in Alaska say a woman upset about an impending break-up with her boyfriend cut off his penis and flushed it down a toilet. Utility workers recovered the severed body part and surgeons reattached it.

The woman is charged with first-degree assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence. She's being held without bail pending arraignment Monday.

Police in Anchorage say the couple argued Saturday night. But at some point they decided to have sex and the man ...

Not sure why you need a name for it, but click above if you need a name for your penis. Or your lover's penis.

I know, what the hell am I posting now? Right? Well, I found yet another link that I couldn’t pass up. Name Your Penis by badasstronaut.

Oh come on girls… don’t act like you haven’t named your husband’s thingy already. And you know it is actually YOURS anyway right? Just walk up and say “Hey, let me see it” and see the response you get. You command great power. Use it wisely. LOL!!!!

If you click the link above, there is nudity. Not disgusting, but kind of strange seeing a penis with a dragon tatoo.

I was browsing someone’s blog and saw the following picture. It is a full penile tattoo of a dragon. I am amazed that someone would actually be willing to put themselves through the act of tattooing their penis. That is dedication.

Read on to see the picture, fair warning:

There is nudity.

A prosthetic penis can fool some people some of the time, but not this time.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.

Sizemore, 43, who played a battle-hardened sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was placed in custody on Thursday. He was ordered to remain behind bars until a hearing on Feb. 24, unless he posts $25,000 ...

Ever want a condom that fit your penis just right? Here's the bespoke condom company.

Hey, quick, where can you find condoms in 55 different sizes? No, not at John Wayne Bobbit's house.

The Condom Mania prophylactic company has a unique concern with getting the "perfect fit".

They provide a Condom Wizard to walk you through various preferences like Sensitivity, Texture, Non-Lubricated, Extra Strength, Size, Flavor, Non-Latex, With Applicator, and Desensitizing.

What? No Menthol?

Anyway, the best/worst part of this is that they actually have a Fit-Kit that you download, ...

Rasputin was a cleric who tended to the Russian royalty. Some say he tended a little too closely. He seemed to mix and match Christian and erotic teachings. His privates are now on display in Saint Petersburg.

The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports. The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences.

Knyazkin told the newspaper that museums of sex and erotica exist in many European countries and he wanted Russia to be a civilized country with a view on the future and with correct views on erotica.

There is one exhibit ...

A blogger writes about the perils of living in a small town:

[H]ow is it possible that my younger brother will get his hair cut at the same place I had frequented the very same day, whereby he will be told by the woman cutting his hair (who has, apparently, a considerable knack for remembering last names), that his older brother was here just an hour ago? Whereby, brother will ask said woman, whether aforementioned brother was getting a haircut too? Whereby, woman will respond in the negative and additionally inform younger ...

You may have heard of the smash hit show Puppetry of the Penis.

Puppetry of the Penis was conceived by Simon Morley in 1996 as the title of a highbrow art calendar, showcasing twelve of his favorite penis installations (known as "Dick Tricks" to the uninformed layperson). Years before, Simon’s youngest brother had shown him his installation, ‘The Hamburger’. Natural sibling rivalry resulted in the evolution of a grand repertoire of genital gesticulations.

It was on New Year’s Eve in 1997, with a garage full of calendars to sell and burgeoning requests ...

Here's a blog that talks about the whole penis enlargement experience. Here's an entry at the end of using the pills.

First an update on my progress: Length increased by .1 cm, which is nice to see. The penis enlargement pills supply has now run completely dry.

 Erect Length: 17 cm (6.693 in) Erect Girth: 13.7 cm (5.394 in) 

I would like to thank The RG for giving me the opportunity to experience PE pills and be able to give a weekly synopsis of my progress. He has done a fine job of acquiring someone to give an ...

A Swedish woman said yesterday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

However, Viktoria Ed said she had discovered the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband, Stefan, and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she told AFP.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the ...

A Romanian man ended up in hospital after putting a piece of string around his penis to avoid going to the toilet.

Vasile Barbulescu now faces months of complicated surgery to correct the damage caused, according to local press.

He was taken to a hospital in Galati, south-eastern Romania, where he admitted wrapping string around his penis to put off going to the toilet until he got home.

Doctors say they are unsure whether they can ...

A New Jersey man, Michael Coluzzi, filed suit on January 21 against the manufacturer of a penis enhancement remedy. His suit may become part of a class action suit.

Colluzi's lawyer, Stephen DeNittis, said many men had been taken in by dubious claims that the product would add up to 7.5cm to their penises by "very, very convincing" advertising, such as infomercials featuring doctors and porn stars.

"Males, for whatever reason, may be susceptible because of what they feel they lack," DeNittis said.

"It was so believable I confirmed with an expert (that the claims were false) before I filed the lawsuit.

"They said they had ...

Colluzi used Alzare tablets which are comprised of ginseng, yohimbe bark, L-arginine and other ingredients.