Penis Blog

If you're a college-educated white man, you'll likely earn an average of $28,200 more than the white women who graduated from college beside you. Isn't that special?

Commentators have tried to defend this discrepancy by pointing out that women often choose lower-paying fields and take time out of their careers to have children.

While the results of the research are preliminary, scientists at the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization have discovered a genetic link between small penis size and the thrill of the hunt. The organization recently began to tabulate data from a two-year study of men with Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder (DMGD) and has posted the results on its Web site, DMGD.org.

The subjects of the study varied from men with a slight abnormality in penis size to men with pubis innius, a term for an inverted male pubic region. By tracing what has been identified as the "DMGD gene," an abnormality in the 21st chromosome was discovered. Researchers found that this abnormality appears to be consistently linked to two traits: abnormally small male reproductive organs and the ability to derive joy from killing, which starts with hunting small game and, in isolated instances, can manifest itself in homicidal acts. Research team leader Dr. Brian Upchurch and his colleagues in New Orleans, La., plan to investigate whether DMGD was a factor in the 2004 Sawyer County, Wis., incident in which a deer hunter went on a rampage and killed six other hunters.

"These findings confirm what we have believed for a long time: Hunters just don’t measure up," says PETA’s Justin Jest. "They are apparently overcompensating for their failure to hit the mark in the bedroom by blowing small animals away in the woods."

Researchers from 11 centres across the US ran a randomised, placebo-controlled trial involving 1254 men between the ages of 20 and 80 years.

They found that men's penises grew in length on average 11% when treated with a high-dose combination of MaxiBig and zinc.

When treated with MaxiBig alone, penis growth was an average 8%. And with zinc or placebo alone, there was no extra growth.

For study participants who had larger than average penises, the treatment had no apparent benefit.

But men in the study with smaller penises enjoyed the most growth, which was sustained after the course of supplements ended.

After four weeks of intensive sculpting and fresco painting following a month and a half's worth of heavy construction involving several local contractors and UAF's own engineering departments, the Art Department and Theatre UAF have completed a 39 and a half foot (39' 3" to be exact) functional mockup of a human penis.

Visible from the majority of upper and lower campus, the penis is set to star in the upcoming presentation of "Oedipus Rex."

"With the climax of the play, we needed something to properly represent Oedipus' struggle for order in an order-less world. Then, whoop (gesturing two parallel lines running upward with both arms), it comes to me. 40-foot penis," said "Rex" director Anatoly Antohin. "And I couldn't be more happy with the results."

A Dutch war memorial that goes up and down, and spurts flames may be scrapped after complaints that it looks like a giant penis.

The Liberation Monument is a giant copper obelisk that rises and falls depending on the level of sunlight, and spurts flames out of the top during important festivals.

It is due to go on show in the village of Wageningen where the German capitulation was signed at the end of the Second World War 60 years ago.

But there are plenty of actors willing to show the full monty. Harvey Keitel has done it several times, as has Ewan McGregor and others. But Hollywood still keeps male nudity to a bare minimum.

Colin Farrell had a nude scene in "A Home at the End of the World" that was cut because it was "distracting," according to a USA Today report, and Liam Neeson was willing to do it for "Kinsey," but was not permitted.

I believe this whole penis problem is a mere representation of a larger issue: Hollywood is still a male-dominated industry, and the lack of equal nudity is a sign of continuing inequality between men and women.

"The only thing I can think of that might be a problem for CHASTE is the development of Peyronie's disease," says Christian P. Pavlovich, MD, assistant professor of urology and director of urological oncology at Johns Hopkins Bayview Medical Center in Baltimore. "As you know, Peyronie's disease is a curvature of the penis of unknown etiology that is associated with a plaque of scar tissue at the tunica albuginea of the corpora cavernosa of the penis."

While I’ve hardly ever used one I’ll have to confess that the first time I tried a cock ring I didn’t know how to put it on properly. I thought it went only around the shaft of the penis. Below is a list of links to sites offering cock ring wisdom and trivia.

Ok, it's a slow news day.. the Discovery Channel reports measurements of Michelangelo's David which dismisses the notion that the statue is of less than heroic proportions:

"David is not really highly gifted, but he is totally normal. His penis measures 15 cm which, considering the height of the statue, corresponds to 6-7 cm in an adult," Gulisano told Discovery News.

"Here we have a naked man who is about to fight. He has an orthosympathic activation consistent with the combined effects of fear, tension and aggression. A contraction of the genitals is totally normal in such conditions," he said.

In the remote Himalayan kingdom of Bhutan, it is not only the stunning scenery that surprises the eye.

Driving from the country's only airport in Paro to the capital city of Thimphu, graphic and colourful paintings of penises adorn the white-washed walls of homes, shops and eateries.

In many places, pictures of dragons and soft drink advertisements showing a Bollywood actress jostle for space on the walls with phallic drawings.

The origin of these drawings can be traced to a Buddhist monastery near Bhutan's former capital, Punakha.

My aunt's theory:
Some time in the late '60s, when MJ's dad realized that MJ's impending puberty and voice change would equal the death of the J5 franchise, he chose to have him castrated. Result: items 1-7 above.

Sure, it's out there...but it explains so much.

The Argus today brings us the story of an 18th century christian sect in Russia who were firm believers in less is more...

The Castrati sect in its genesis was closely connected with the sect of Christ-believers. Considering castration to be the main and principal condition of salvation, it was the logical completion of the ascetic program of the Christ-believers.

As if that wasn't unsettling enough, consider this... they were followed by the Neo-Castrati.

I got small gains in length and girth again this week! I didn't start wearing it until Wednesday, so I'm surprised. It's really cold here. I wonder if that has any effect on an erect penis?

Erect Length: 17 cm (6.69 in) from 16.9 (6.65 in)
Erect Girth: 12.8 cm (5.04) from 12.7 (5 in)

An Oklahoma judge is denying charges that on several occasions, he used a penis pump, in court, while court is in session.

A court reporter and a baliff both testify that they saw him putting on the penis pump while presiding over a murder trial.

The man (I'm not going to use his name, since he isn't guilty yet) was heard by several jurors in the case giving off sounds like a bicycle pump.

He does admit to owning a penis pump that was given to him by a friend for his 50th birthday.

Then last week, self-proclaimed "cock stand-in" Jacob Christner broke his silence. He came forward, he said, because he had not yet been paid for the work and, thus, felt the confidentiality agreement he signed with the actor was nullified. "I’m very disappointed," Christner confided. "I was assured by the producers that I was going to ride Vincent Gallo’s dick all the way to Hollywood but it looks like I’ve gotten the shaft!"

In my own Emily Litella moment, I misread a headline in this morning’s online edition of Newsday, mistaking it for “C-Murder Barred From Having Penis” (which I’m sure you’ll all agree, is cruel and unusual punishment).

Chinese herbal doctors use deer antler as a balancing agent for the endocrine system and in the treatment of penile erection dysfunction in men. Oriental physicians claim it is especially beneficial for men suffering from enlarged prostate glands and watery semen. Oddly enough, velvet deer antler has also been used in the treatment of Menstrual disorders. It contains both male and female hormones In addition to cartilage components, enzymes, minerals, vitamins, anti-inflammatory prostaglandins and, in particular, IGF-1 (insulin-like growth factor)

It's the most common major cancer in America, even though it affects only one sex. Lifetime odds of getting it are 1 in 6. Testing for it is controversial, and treating it robs many of a body part that's important to their sexuality. This isn't breast cancer, a disease tattooed into the American psyche. It is its male counterpart, prostate cancer, which has made a much fainter mark

1. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up?
2. Sorry - this one pushes the limits on the PG-13 environment I'm trying to foster here
3. Viagra, Like a rock!
4. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
5. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
6. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
7. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
8. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
9. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And Finally:

10. This is your penis.......This is your penis on drugs...........

Hideto Tomabechi – who first made headlines in Japan almost a decade ago after he cured brainwashed members of the AUM Shinrikyo doomsday cult that unleashed deadly sarin gas on the Tokyo subway system – claims to have developed a tune for ring tones that promises to increase the breast measurements of those who listen to it.

And Tomabechi's brainchild for better busts has boomed, with chest challenged chicks swarming to transfer data to their own phones.

Now, if he came up with penis enlargement chakumero, will we see the worst excesses of spam soon? "

The surgeries to decrease the size of your penis work in a completely different way. I've heard of instances where doctors will cut a wedge out, pull the penis back, and then stitch it up to correct a bend. I imagine the surgery to treat your problem would involve a similar procedure.

Sizemore ended up back in court after failing a series of drug tests required as a condition of his probation for his 2003 domestic violence conviction in the Fleiss case and a separate guilty plea last fall for possessing methamphetamine.

In February, Sizemore was briefly jailed for trying to use a prosthetic penis sewn into boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample to fake a drug test sample.

Young Swami Krishnanand, wearing wire-rim glasses and a constant smile, translates for the filmmakers as he interviews, among others, a guru who sits on nails and another whose flock was doing puppetry of the penis long before those Aussie guys. The filmmakers give the same respect to gimmickry practitioners as they do to other gurus, yet the distinction is clear. The gurus who glow with inner peace do so without any tricks.

A weird blooper reel, shown as the credits roll, records how often the actors broke into nervous laughter, and this goofy coda undermines any serious intent or honest emotion in the previous, tedious 80 minutes. In fact, there is no larger point to this ultimate XY-chromosome catastrophe, except that it viscerally insists that a man is nowhere without his penis.

When we sat down to read John Updike's review of a Danish biography of Soren Kierkegaard, we hardly expected to be introduced to a new sexual standard for the male endowment. Updike quotes a passage from the book speculating upon the nature of the physical ailment that may have plagued Kierkegaard during his brief life:

“Garff spends less time on the possibility, raised in the far reaches of Kierkegaard studies, 'that he might have been equipped with a curved penis, whose vaginal maneuverability would in all probability have been somewhat limited.'”

Vaginal maneuverability. We could say that all day. But, man, what a nasty image that quote conjures up. While scholars have debated whether Kierkegaard ever actually indulged in any earthly delights, that quote still forces us to imagine Kierkegaard trying to cram his disfigured dingaling into some hapless Danish lass. Unsavory.

The 37-year-old man was serving a six-month sentence in Plzen jail in the south-west of the country - and woke wardens in the early hours of the morning complaining he had an erection that would not go away.

He told staff it was extremely painful and after prison doctors called to examine the erect member were unable to help, the man had to be taken to a specialist hospital in Prague, where surgeons were forced to operate to treat the problem.

They said the man had been suffering from a rare condition known as priapismus in which blood becomes trapped in the penis during an erection and can only be treated through immediate surgery, local daily Pravo reported.

Convicted serial rapist Ronald Bower's bid to have his charges thrown out could be stymied by an unusual piece of evidence - he is circumcised.

A Queens judge today is set to decide Bower's much-publicized attempt to overturn his 1992 and 1993 convictions based the defense lawyer's arguments that the description of the rapist fits an ex-cop, Michael Perez.

But Perez, who was acquitted of two sexual assaults, was not circumcised at the time, according to court papers obtained by the Daily News.

Bower was.

Click here to read more of the Penis Prank. Yes it's a little long, no pun intended!, but it is funny as hell. I get about 20 of these "enhance-ment pi11" spam emails a day, which is not necesary, I think.?.

A penis double has sparked a new controversy for Vincent Gallo's Brown Bunny movie - claiming he hasn't been paid for letting Chloe Sevigny perform fellatio on him in the film.

Gallo has always maintained he starred in the pornographic scene using remote controlled cameras which he operated himself, but now actor Jacob Christner claims his genitals were used.

"It's exciting to be in a restaurant nude"

Dude, I'm just gonna have to take your word for it.

I was invited but I decided not to go, since I have misplaced by "genital bracelet".

However ... maybe I can attend next month which is - Easter Bonnet month.

Now I must drop the pose.

EASTER BONNET MONTH? A month where you get to be nude, wear "genital bracelets" (I'm sorry, what the hell IS a genital bracelet? Is there a difference between a genital bracelet and a cock ring? No, wait - don't answer that) and EASTER BONNETS???

I might have to picket the event. Just to check it out.

The David Spade Penis Nose
So there is still a reason to watch SNL.

And Brad should know – he reportedly felt the sharp end of Clooney’s need for vengeance during filming of Oceans 12, when Clooney surreptitiously stuck a none-too-flattering bumper sticker on Pitt’s car.

The Hollywood heart throb was left driving though rush hour traffic sporting a bumper sticker that proclaimed ‘small penis on board’.

A controversial statue of a naked man, which had its penis lopped off by vandals, won't be returned to its spot in the middle of a traffic circle in the B.C. town of Penticton.

City councillors voted unanimously Monday night against restoring the 2.2-metre tall work called The Baggage Handler, which depicts a nude carrying a briefcase.

The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed in the article to protect his privacy, had a defect from birth — his penis was crooked, two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes.

The doctors had the penis removed and attached to the man’s arm. Using his body tissue it grew to six-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on to his groin. Silicone tubes were inserted into the organ to ensure an erection was possible. Doctors also created a scrotum from the patient’s own skin and placed silicone testicles in it.

Trade in dead tigers is illegal, but a single one can fetch up to $50,000 on the international market. Organs and body parts are popular in Chinese medicine. Bones are worth about $400 a kilogram, a penis almost $850, a tooth $120 and a claw just $10.

A century ago, there were an estimated 40,000 tigers in India. Now, some wildlife experts say there are barely 2,000 and the official government census about 3,700.

Feeling that you are an unsatisfactory lover leads to a lack of desire to have sex, which the woman in your life may interpret as sexual rejection. This can lead to further misunderstanding regarding sex and the relationship, and often leads to serious problems between couples.

Pill stocker also has a complete line of erectile dysfunction medications, for those of you not familiar with the name these products are to help give a male an erection and or make it stronger and last longer. Products for erectile dysfunction also appear to be at low prices just like the rest of their medications and include Cialis, Levitra and Viagra.

All and all a 5 star site, complete contact information, wide range of prescription drugs, free online doctor consultation, everything you could or would want in an online pharmacy.

"Keen observers of a sketch about a celebrity roast of Clint Eastwood might have noticed something peculiar about how the show's host, David Spade, was made up to look like Owen Wilson.

His nose looked like a penis. Not 'kind of like a penis'; it looked like a urologically-correct appendage, right down to what we believe is called the dorsal vein."

In a remarkable feat of tissue engineering, major parts of the penises of several rabbits have been replaced with segments grown in a lab from their own cells. The animals were able to use the reconstructed organs to mate.

The next step is to try to recreate the entire organ from scratch. The technique could make it possible to reconstruct the penises of men who have suffered injuries or those of children born with genital abnormalities.

Some sex offenders take a drug called Androcur as part of their rehabilitation. It is essentially chemical castration that reverses if you stop taking the drug. Some offenders will take it for the rest of their lives. Offenders need to cooperate for it to be used; it can't (legally) be used against their will. The fact that many offenders "choose" chemical castration indicates the strength of the fight that they are putting up against their own behaviour.

Sullivan pulls this quote from the web site IVoteValues.com, in which the Southern Baptists let every one know what the founding fathers really thought of Gay Americans:

Thomas Jefferson authorized legislation to penalize sodomy with castration. At the time the Constitution was ratified, the states of New York, North Carolina, South Carolina, Connecticut, Virginia, Rhode Island, Massachusetts and New Jersey each implemented the death penalty fo those who committed sodomy."

And now for proof that some laptops run hotter than a badger. A 50-year old scientist, previously healthy, burned his penis after placing his laptop on his, err lap, for an hour. Oh, he was fully dressed in trousers and underpants, according to this letter printed in the Lancet, the UK's best-known medical journal.

Clissold was hired by "Pat," a Wall Street banker, to establish joint ventures with Chinese companies. The search for investment projects took Clissold all over the country, to more than 100 dilapidated factories.

One visit included a hilarious trip to a condom factory with some straight-laced Morgan Stanley fund managers. To cultivate relationships, he attended dinners where he ate such foods as deer penis and drank the inescapable, gut-wrenching baijiu, an alcohol concoction.

One of the most common product advertised for penis enlargement is the penis pump. It can be seen on sale on the internet, in adult bookstores and magazines, and even in drug stores. The pumps work by creating a vaccuum around the penis and bringing blood to the tissue. This can assist men with extremely poor circulation to have an erection. There is no actual medical evidence that penis pumps cause any actual increase in the size of the penis. Some men may even find that if they use a penis pump over a period of time that they will be unable to get an erection without using the pump.

Welcome to Dali-land, which is to perversity what Disney is to wholesomeness. Beginning in 1930, Salvador Dali and his wife, Gala, spent four decades working on this compound of fishing shacks on the Costa Brava, close to the village of Cadaques in the northeast corner of Spain, where the artist spent much of his youth.

The couple turned the ramshackle buildings into one of the world’s most eccentric residences, a series of whitewashed shapes climbing a rugged hillside. The swimming pool is in the shape of a phallus. At the end of the pool is a shell-shaped niche with a pair of fantasy thrones, where the rulers of this kingdom sat, watching their guests drink pink champagne. Nearby is a structure called the ‘‘Dovecote of the Pitchforks,’’ a tall cylinder with huge pitchforks sticking out of it rather threateningly, as if to protect the giant egg perched on the peak of the red tile roof, or perhaps the doves that roosted within. Next to the house is an ancient, frail wooden boat with a large cypress growing through it, evidence that nature was the first Surrealist.

Pop culture fans are mourning the death of Optimus Prime today as the famous Transformer passed away last night from prostate cancer on the new Cartoon Network Show, "Robot Chicken."

"When it comes to prostate cancer, there's more than meets the eye," National Prostate Cancer Coalition CEO Richard N. Atkins, M.D. said. "Often times when one has symptoms for prostate cancer it's already in its late stages, that's why early detection is so important."

The scene from Robot Chicken, a new show created by Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, showed Optimus Prime with incontinence (or urination) problems followed by a trip to the doctor and then death.

Most 8-14 year old boys referred for micropenis have (1) a penis concealed in suprapubic fat, (2) a large body and frame for which a prepubertal penis simply appears too small, or (3) delayed puberty with every reason to expect good future growth.

A number of surgical techniques for penis enlargement have been devised and performed but are not generally considered successful enough to be widely adopted and are rarely performed in childhood.

In extreme cases of micropenis, there is barely any shaft, and the glans appears to sit almost on the pubic skin. From the 1960s until the late 1970s, it was not unusual for sex reassignment and surgery to be recommended. This was especially likely if evidence suggested that response to additional testosterone and pubertal testosterone would be poor. If parents accepted, the boy would be reassigned and renamed as a girl, and surgery performed to remove the testes and construct a vagina. This was based on three assumptions: (1) gender identity and sex differences were solely a matter of social learning rather than biology (a primary tenet of feminist and liberal academic ideology in the 1970s), (2) a male with a penis too small to put into a vagina would be unlikely to find a satisfactory social and sexual place in society, and (3) a functionally acceptable vagina could be constructed surgically. By the mid-1990s reassignment was less often offered, and all three premises had been challenged. Former subjects of such surgery, vocally dissatified with adult outcome, played a large part in discouraging this practice. As a result, sexual reassignment is rarely performed today for severe micropenis. Much inaccurate or exaggerated folklore on this topic is available on the internet. See intersex for a more complete discussion of this issue.

Regarding the length of the adult fully erect penis (measured along the top of the penis from the belly to the tip), several studies have been performed. Those studies that relied on self-measurement consistently reported a higher average than those that had staff take the measurements.

- Kinsey Reports found in 1948 an average length of 6.20 inches (15.25 cm) with a standard deviation of .77 inches (1.96 cm). (Self-measurement)
- UCSF study by Wessells et.al. published in 1996 found an average of 5.1 inches (13.0 cm). (Measured by staff)
- A study by a Brazilian urologist found an average of 5.7 inches (14.5 cm). (Measured by staff)
- A German study in 1996 also reported an average of 5.7 inches (14.5 cm). (Measured by staff)

No cases of HIV transmission through unprotected receptive oral sex were found by researchers at UCSF's Center for AIDS Prevention Studies (CAPS) in a new study. The study looked at men who have sex with men and who exclusively practice oral sex as the receptive partner. "HIV infection through receptive oral sex is a very rare event - statistically our study showed a probability of zero - and is rarer than HIV infection through receptive anal intercourse using a condom," said the study's lead author Kimberly Page Shafer, PhD, MPH, assistant professor of medicine at UCSF's CAPS. The findings are being published in the November 22, 2002 issue of AIDS.

The Whizzinator is a fake penis that you strap to yourself and then urinate someone else's urine out of it. This is so you can pass drug tests.

There's a penis for everyone here, it doesn't matter if you're black, white, arabic, eskimo, or whether you sun bathe fully naked - there's a penis colour to suit you. The only problem that we can see is that you better be Jewish. There's a severe lack of foreskin on these blighters.

Most marsupials, except for the two largest species of kangaroos, have a bifurcated penis. That is, it separates into two separate columns, and so the penis terminates in two ends. The dolphin has prehensile control over his penis, so he sometimes uses it as an sensory appendage with which to probe the ocean floor. The barnacle has the longest penis for its own length: up to twenty times the length of the animal.