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Suddenly everybody is fretting about penis size. Women are even getting more aggressive about stating their preference for big ones, at least on TV. In real life, many women tell me they prefer something in a medium. A 2002 study of 52 men younger than 40 found that the average length of a stretched, flaccid penis was 4.8 inches. Another study of 80 men found the stretched flaccid length was about the same. The unstretched state was only 3.5 inches. An Italian study agreed. Just this month, another study, this on Chinese men, confirmed these findings.

Spurlock's Super Size Me went on to become the third-highest-grossing documentary of all time. On the downside, it documented Spurlock's sudden descent into bad health.

Spurlock's book, Don't Eat This Book: Fast Food and the Supersizing of America (Putnam, $21.95), covers much the same territory as the movie: the high rate of obesity in America, McDonald's unsubstantiated claims that its food is healthy, comments from nutritionists and doctors, and so on.

But there's also much that the movie doesn't include:

The "buzzing pulsations" Spurlock began feeling in his penis while on the McD diet, for example.

As for our patriarchal macho society, who brings up the children? The mother. The woman makes her son macho, calls him doudoul tata or "golden penis." If this woman is educated, maybe she will bring up a son who is less macho. For me, the education of women is the key -- sexually, intellectually, professionally.

A wild elephant whose penis was injured by a tree branch is being treated by His Majesty the King's veterinary surgeon, it emerged today.

The veterinarian, Dr. Alongkorn Mahanop, travelled to Sri Racha district in the country's eastern province of Chonburi today to treat Phlai Thong Bai, a 32 year-old elephant whose mahout had taken him to Laemchabang to search for food.

Basically, the art of castration was used regularly by the Roman Catholic Church between 1658 and 1870 to artificially create a male soprano. For those of you out there who have listened to the CD, The Last Castrato. you know the uniqueness of this sound. Alessandro Moreschi was the last of the castrati and is the only recording of a castrato ever made.

Moderately potent topical steroids are just as effective as highly potent ones for treating phimosis and offer a lower risk of side effects, new research suggests.

Phimosis is a condition in which the foreskin opening is too small for it to be pulled back over the head of the penis. Phimosis can affect 8 percent of boys between the ages of 6 and 7. Although phimosis can resolve by itself, it is often treated by circumcision, in which the foreskin is surgically removed.

Peyronie's disease isn't a disease, but a condition that affects the penis. A plaque or hard lump forms on the upper or lower side of the penis in the layers of erectile tissue. The plaque may begin as inflammation (redness and swelling) and harden into a scar. It is not cancerous. Researchers aren't sure what causes the plaque to form. Some have suggested it comes from injuring the penis by hitting it or bending it, especially during intercourse, but this doesn't explain why most cases develop slowly or why many cases go away on their own.

"Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Centre at the Union Hospital, who headed the study. "There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better." A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93. The average length of their flaccid penises was 8.46 cm, which compared favourably with similar studies on other men overseas. Germans have average lengths of about 8.6 cm, Israelis 8.3 cm, Turks 7.8 cm and Filippinos 7.35 cm. Italians were the longest at 9 cm and Americans averaged 8.8 cm.

AMONG the many oddities of Alexander McCall Smith's No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency series is its unabashed sexism. McCall Smith treats the weaker sex -- men -- with pitying condescension. ''Boys, men, they're all the same,'' a woman Sunday school teacher says when she learns that a boy has been exposing himself to a girl in the next seat. ''They think that this thing is something special and they're all so proud of it. They do not know how ridiculous it is.''

There's only so much bull's penis a man can eat in a lifetime. So after years of travelling the world with a camera crew in tow, Michael Palin says it's time to put up his feet and stay home.

"That's it... I'm too old now for these big series," Palin -- the host of such epic television travel series as "Pole to Pole," "Sahara" and most recently "Himalaya" -- told the Sunday Times newspaper.

"I told him this story about how I once performed with Dame Edna creator Barry Humphries. I duetted with him as his character Sir Les Patterson and he chased me round the stage with a large prosthetic penis.

"The Prince laughed and then told me his Barry Humphries story, which was just as good."

But the 35-year-old singer says she didn't realise that such a risque subject could be off-limits until the end of the evening.

(Question, did anyone else's email spam drop off suddenly with the conviction of the spammer dude in Virginia? Could it be possible that a mere handful of people are responsible for 90% of the spam? I'm making this up, of course, speculating, but what if it were so? That would mean that the Internet had been hijacked by a relative few, technically, something of an act of penis enlargement terrorism, eh? Enlarge your penis or I'll fly this plane to Cuba! Er, ah, maybe something like that... absurd I tell you.)

According to an article in this month's Lancet, the highly respected scientific journal, Dr Ghotta Beegveeli of the University of Bangalore, India conducted a series of controlled tests, in which 200 students beat their penises for 15 minutes everyday with a heated eggplant. Another 200 beat themselves with eggplants made out of synthetic rubber. Measurements were taken daily over a period of a month.

Out of the 400, 17 dropped out, citing severe pain, one was caught by his parents and transferred to another school, and another was discovered to be a girl.

Dr Ghotta Beegveeli's results were startling. The students employing the rubber eggplants showed no increase whatsoever while increases in the genuine eggplant beaters ranged from 15% to 75%. This indicated that the active ingredient in the eggplant had a stimulatory effect on the cells of the penis shaft.

The Army, with thousands more troops in Iraq than the other services, considered the Kevlar shorts but instead is buying a far more elaborate suit of armor for its gunners.

The "Cupola Protective Ensemble'' includes a visor and neck guard, a jacket with full sleeves and pants with a groin protector. The bulletproof, blast-proof package weighs 38 pounds and requires an internal cooling system in Iraq's broiling heat. The Army is paying $9,400 a set, roughly five times what the Air Force paid for its Kevlar shorts.

Clark's Kevlar shorts are so much cheaper because they are far simpler.

Made from 28 layers of Kevlar, the stronger-than-steel fabric used in flak vests, the L.B. Technologies shorts are outerwear. They weigh 11.5 pounds, including suspenders needed to hold them up. They look more like Lederhosen — the quaint leather shorts of Bavaria — than bulletproof boxers.

Penis Dementia has sold to Denmark's TV2 and Brazil's Globosat, while Fag Hags as been sold to Finland's Channel Four. A rep from Markham Street Film said that it had received offers from a number of other networks.

Penis Dementia is the second instalment in Markham Street Film’s sideways look at the body, following the documentary Flatly Stacked, which won acclaim for its honest look at flat-chested women. The new one-hour doc is produced in association with Discovery Health, Life Network, Canal Vie and SBS Australia.

A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93.

The average length of their flaccid penises was 8.46 cm (3.4 inches), which compared favourably with similar studies on other men overseas.

Germans have average lengths of about 8.6 cm, Israelis 8.3 cm, Turks 7.8 cm and Filippinos 7.35 cm. Italians were the longest at 9 cm and Americans averaged 8.8 cm.

The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.

It found that a man's height bore no relation to the length of his member, but those with higher body mass indexes, or fat content, appeared to have shorter penises.

Miss America? Prostate cancer?

Heather French Henry, Miss America 2000, figures any time you have the nation's most famous beauty pageant mentioned in the same sentence as a man's reproductive system, ``it's bound to raise eyebrows.''

So she's using her fame to help promote understanding of the disease and lobby for expanded funding.

Cooperative Housing. Did you know that pubic hair is one of the five basic food groups? Of course you didn’t. Then again, you also thought that soap was a prerequisite for the advancement of civilization. For shame. Never fear, though: Pubic hair is vegan.

Greeks. If you have a penis, simply walk into any of UC Berkeley’s numerous fraternities with a pulse and a resistance to roofies, and whammo! you’ve got a place to live. If you’re in the market for sorority life, however, prepare for the professional history of your father, mother, gardener and papillon to be scrutinized by a team of highly motivated coke heads before you’re granted admission. Papa can only afford luxurious baths in diamond-laced caviar and 1978 Domaine de la Romanee-Conti on a monthly basis? Welcome to the waiting list. Papa is a struggling handyman living in a garage in small-town West Virginia? Uh … yeah. Maybe you should look into getting a penis.

Bucaram, who has fled Ecuador on three occasions because of criminal proceedings against him, compared his trials to those of Jesus and Socrates, and said he was not afraid that a new Supreme Court might take up his case again.

''They've accused me of being a guerrilla, a [drug] trafficker, a thief,'' he said. ``The only thing they haven't accused me of is being a [homosexual] because they know of my natural predilection for women's legs.''

While he was in office, Bucaram was known as a partyer who invited Lorena Bobbitt, the Ecuadorean-born woman famous for cutting off her husband's penis, to lunch at the presidential palace. But he was as apt to express his admiration for Adolf Hitler's book, Mein Kampf, as he was his admiration for women. He even had a Hitler-like mustache he said his wife thought made him sexy.

Officer Peter Linnenkamp was charged Monday with using his Taser on 18-year-old Antonio Wheeler two times in early March. The 50,000-volt shocks came after Wheeler, who had been arrested on a drug charge, had been taken to Florida Hospital Orlando and either would not or could not provide a urine sample.

Before the Taser was used, Wheeler aggressively resisted efforts to insert a catheter in order to get a urine sample, officials said.

Linnenkamp wrote in a statement to investigators that he "administered the Taser discharge upon Mr. Wheeler in order to get him to release his penis so that the catheter could be inserted." After Wheeler was shocked in the forearm area two times with the Taser, the report says he "voluntarily provided a urine sample to the medical staff."

The Australian theatrical production `Puppetry of the Penis' is nothing more than cheap voyeurism and gross perversity.

If the same activity was conducted outside public toilets, the perpetrators would be thrown in jail and charged with indecent exposure.

The commission, in a recent action, essentially allowed people to define their own gender.

That didn't sit well with some New York women when The Post accompanied the masculine-looking Bogan to public restrooms to gauge the consequences of the ruling.

"Pull down your pants. Let me see your penis!" the woman demanded outside the ladies' room.

As the horses are positioned on the starting line, the dealings and double-crosses continue between the jockeys. We are witnessing the age-old sport of political deception. Nine horses line themselves up, while the 10th starts from behind and gets a running start as the rope falls. They're off! Ten powerful horses, careening around the track at breakneck speed as the crowd roars. A year-long wait of hope and preparation is about to be reduced to 90 seconds of blood and courage.

Because the track is shaped like a shell, there are two very sharp, very tight turns to each lap. These are the areas of greatest danger as the horses, if they make their approach too fast to properly negotiate the turn, will crash headlong into the padded walls. Many a horse and jockey have lost their lives here. Desperately holding onto the reins with one hand, the jockeys hold a traditional whip, made from a stretched calf penis, in the other. This whip is used just as often on the other jockeys as on the horse.

At first, though, she didn't want the job at all and begged Tucker to get a man instead. "I thought casting a woman would rob it of its inherent drama," Huffman explained. "I felt the drama lies in the sexual assignment, that you hate what's between your legs. But the drama actually comes from feelings that everyone can relate to—alienation, isolation, and self-consciousness. That's what the movie's about, not what's under my dress." Which is a penis, right? "Yeah!" she deadpanned. "Don't tell anyone on Desperate Housewives. That's the third-season mystery!"

Long before federal agents raided its Forest Park headquarters in March, Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals touted its flagship product, Enzyte, as a cure for under-endowed men.

"Maximize the pleasure," says the Enzyte ad that ran in Men's Health magazine in late 2001. "Over the course of the eight-month program, your erectile chambers, as well as your penis, will enlarge up to 41 percent." Enzyte's "success rate," the ad said, was 98.3 percent.

But with each passing year, Berkeley has reined in the claims. Today, the company simply labels Enzyte, perhaps the most widely advertised product of its kind, as a "natural male enhancement" for "firmer, fuller-feeling erections."

For RM20, many go home with a smile, while some rue the day they went across the border.

They are mostly elderly men going for testicle massage in south Thailand in the hope of putting some sparks back to their lives.

Many are suffering from erectile dysfunction caused by prostate or other ailments.

Pekan Siam-based Mia, a Thai who has been on the job for 15 years, said demand was growing for the service partly because it was cheaper than buying aphrodisiacs.

"It works but it can be quite painful. One can usually expect to be cured of erectile dysfunction," she said.

Dick said he did expose his penis, although he was surprised the club management took such offence. He said they knew the gag is routinely part of his show.

"When somebody asks how big my (penis) is, if there's more than five or 10 questions about that, I say: 'Look, I can't whip my (penis) out onstage, but I can show you my new Rolex. You want to see my new Rolex?' And everybody goes 'Ooo.' Then I turn around, I take out my penis, and I very neatly wrap it around my wrist, and I turn around and I say 'Now what time is it?' " Dick explained.

But today I found an article that I think is seriously going over the line (originally from: Tian’s blog). Where the owner of a vandalised car offers ‘$500′ for the identification of the person(s) and castration of their testicles OR cut off their right hand(s).

Read about a young man who consented to nullify himself. WARNING: Not for the faint of heart.

Mark is a 45-year old white male with a stocky build and a beard. His head is shaved. He responded to my ad to be interviewed for this article wearing only leather pants, leather boots and a leather vest. I could see that both of his nipples were pierced with large-gauge silver rings.

Here is some more info for CHASTE, the young man who wondered about the health consequences of spending a great deal of time locked in a male chastity device and being denied orgasms by his Mistress:

1. The long-term inhibition of erections will lower your testosterone levels and make you calmer (and more subservient). 2. Your penis will shrink, and you will not get hard enough for intercourse. 3. However, your orgasms from oral or manual teasing will be incredible—multiple also.

I had a recent gab fest with 10 of my female friends on the subject of adequacy.

They all agreed that when a guy is hung less than the average - five to seven inches - he leaves a woman wanting more.

Luckily, your odds of finding an "average" guy are pretty good. About 85% of men fall into that range.

Length is good. Girth is better. But don't fret, men. Average is sufficient, especially if you know what you're doing in the sack and, like I said, that "great oral" doesn't mean good conversation.

Despite all its topical ideas, the "Lysistrata" remains, primarily, an uproarious time at the theater. Phallic jokes abound, and old ladies threaten to castrate shocked politicians. There's also a particularly funny scene involving a flirtatious, teasing wife and her amorous husband, who just wants to get some action. Asked to sum up the play in three words, Gray responded that it was "Sexy, hilarious, relevant!" (It's also worth mentioning that there's a giant, penis-shaped fountain on the set.) So be sure to reward All Student Theater's (ahem) hard work and come out to the quad, 8:00 p.m. Friday and Saturday, for a mere five dollars in advance, or six at the door. "Everyone's welcome to bring their blankets and picnic," urges Gray. Dick jokes and high culture rarely go so hand in hand.

Duchovny takes the easy way out with the film's sense of humor, milking laughs from a French teacher who says "boner" and relegating Pappas to jokes about how he has a big penis, shaves his ass and likes to call other people retarded.

I almost dropped my spoon into my cereal bowl this morning when I read in the Reading Eagle that a Lancaster County man unhappy with his penile-enlargement surgery mailed explosives to his Chicago plastic surgeon, according to an indictment handed up by a federal grand jury in Philadelphia.

For the same reason the French refer to them as the English overcoat. Unsurprisingly, syphilis has long been called "la maladie anglaise" by the French. The phrase was imported by the English as, untranslated, it seemed obvious whose concubines infected English gentlemen.

From where else but Salon: "Mike Salvini is an evangelist for natural penis enlargement, a weird and scientifically unproven way of upsizing the male member. And thousands of men are going to great lengths to follow him." [Via Brutal Women.]

As far as penis size is concerned, American women aren't that impressed.

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most important, our gals rated it only 6.2.

Israeli women found the size of a man's package the most important, ranking it 7.4, followed by Italian women with 6.5 and Brazilian women with 6.3.

There’s a right and wrong way to do everything. The right way to try new foods in foreign countries is in bits and pieces and with an open mind. The wrong way is to dive right into that mouth-watering bowl of tronquito (bull penis soup) without giving your tummy the chance to realize it’s in Ecuador. Be brave, but be wise.

It is our conviction that men who are dissatisfied with the appearance of their genital organ should think very carefully before requesting procedures that are experimental and high risk, especially in cases where the penis is normal. A better option might be to seek the counsel of psychologists: often men simply need to be reassured that they are 'normal', or need advice on how to better satisfy their partner without resorting to cosmetic surgery.....

Over the following days, he made numerous attempts to arrange a sexual encounter with kdra14fl. It was during that time that Goff transmitted images over a Web cam that showed him holding his penis while wearing his fire marshal uniform.

Also during that week, while dressed in uniform, he drove his department vehicle to a Temple Terrace apartment complex where he thought the girl lived.

Bonnano started the Yes Men with his friend, Andy Bichlbaum, when the two launched a fake WTO Web site in 1999, right before the organization's conference in Seattle. They intended merely to satirize the WTO and flout free-trade economics, but were pleasantly surprised when people who didn't carefully scrutinize their site mistook it for the real thing. Pretty soon, a whole bevy of corporate hucksters were e-mailing the Yes Men with questions and inviting them to participate in official conferences. "So we just decided to present the WTO more honestly than they present themselves," Bonanno recalls. The two scrounged up all their savings and traveled to conferences in several countries, spoofing the WTO in a series of high-jinks. At their most daring, the Yes Men lectured at a textile conference in Finland, where they showcased a three-foot model penis "for administering electric shocks to sweatshop employees."

"Poaching is an underground criminal activity that is simply not addressed in our tiger reserves in India," she said.

The main reason, it is believed, is the high price to be gained from the use of tiger parts in traditional Chinese medicine.

The head, skin, claws, meat, blood and penis all command high prices. A whole body, ground down and separated into various medicines, could in total command around $50,000.

Armin Meiwes was sentenced to eight and a half years in January 2004 after a gory case that both fascinated and repulsed Germany and the world.

Meiwes admitted to killing a Berlin computer specialist, Bernd-Juergen B, he met via the Internet, but was spared a murder verdict as the victim had asked to be eaten in a startling case of sexual fetishism.

Meiwes recorded the deed on video tape and shocked the court with his matter-of-fact account of how he severed the man's penis at the latter's request, and how they both tried to eat it, first raw and then fried in a saucepan.

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Phimosis, an inability to retract the foreskin fully, is common and harmless in infants and pre-pubescent males, with only about 44 percent of boys having a fully retractable foreskin by age 10. Minimal treatment in the teenage years involves waiting, stretching as in normal masturbation (by emulating thrusting with hand movements, so the foreskin moves over the glans and is gently stretched over time - the Beaug� method (http://www.cirp.org/library/treatment/phimosis/beauge2/)) or application of steroids. This normal situation is sometimes called preputial adhesions or physiological phimosis. True phimosis involves irritation, dysuria, bleeding, acute or chronic urinary retention and non-retractability. It affects about 1.5% of uncircumcised males by age 17.

Sin City is a film filled with dismemberments, disembowelments, torture, castration, and pedophilia. The Passion is an historically accurate depiction of scourging and Crucifixion.

Sam Freeman is a walking advertisement for early cancer detection.

Since his prostate was removed in January, the 61-year-old Roman has been healthy, cancer-free and working full time as director of Coosa Valley Technical College’s Certified Literate Community Program.

But things could have turned out differently if Freeman hadn’t happened to take a free blood test at a local health fair last fall.

“I didn’t have any symptoms,” Freeman recalled. “On a whim I had my bloodwork taken, and I forgot about it, really.”

My friend Ellen Friedrichs often hits me with questions like "Can I break my penis?" and "Are there any long-term effects of masturbation?" Friedrichs, who has a master's in health education, offers workshops for teens on various sexual topics including STD prevention, safer sex, puberty, and pregnancy predicaments. She writes for Planned Parenthood's teenwire.com site, where she responds to almost 200 questions a week; teaches human sexuality at Rutgers; works with teens in a South Bronx after-school program; and recently launched her own site, sexedvice.com, to reach a wider audience

Woods couldn't hug his father, Earl, the man who put clubs in his crib, the Vietnam vet who coughed and jangled keys in Tiger's backswing as part of what Earl would call "psychological warfare."

"This is for Dad," Tiger said through tears during his championship ceremony. Earl had made it to Augusta, but not to the course. Cancer had taken a vile path from his prostate to other parts of his body. "I can't wait to get home to see him," Tiger said, "and give him a big bear hug."