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If you're in Minneapolis, don't miss "Captured by Robots" at the Triple Rock Social Club. Review follows:

Led by a single human, JayVance, Captured by Robots' thrash-metal freak show/performance-art piece makes blood-spewing penis-puppet-wielding Gwar seem tame (and lame) by comparison. JBOT (Vance) wears a bondage mask with spook-house eyeballs popping out of the tiny eye slits and a bloodstained T-shirt that his entwined entrails have escaped from like sausages in a meat grinder. His mechanized band members, including the Headless Hornsmen (a bow-tied and bloody bunch) and Gtrbot, wail through a musical version of the movie version of The Ten Commandments (in sync with the actual flick) like a Chuck E. Cheese band that has been injected with the devil juice instead of WD-40. But it's not just metal playing metal: This time around, CBR promises to help with those steel buns and abs, too. With Ouija Radio. 21 . $8. 9:00 p.m