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In case you wanted to know all about the Whizzinator, here's the full report:

Inside the box, sent from a California company via FedEx overnight, was an array of anti-drug testing tools, tools used to play a shell game with a drug-testing system that some sports leagues say is nearly infallible.

There is a prosthetic penis that resembled a dried-up banana, wrapped in a white, burly jock strap and attached to a small, empty canister.