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yes, he might look impressive in the shower but you’d want to after spending $10K on a penis enlargement! and i might be wrong but im pretty sure hes one of the patients we had who had trouble post-op. he got an erection before his cock had healed properly & now when its errect, it bends downward and to the right.

A study of 85 infant boys found a correlation between increased exposure to some forms of the chemical phthalate and smaller penis size and incomplete testicular descent. The study does not necessarily indicate the boys were harmed by their exposure to phthalate, however, and none of them exhibited overt birth defects.

A Cambodian man, tired of his wife's habit of waking him up by yanking his penis and testicles, finally had enough and wrung her neck, police said on Friday.

Deputy provincial police chief of north-eastern Kratie province, Chhoub Chenda, said In Thoeun, 38, fell asleep after drinking on May 20, and when his wife Touch Svet, 29, came to wake him up in her usual painful way, his temper apparently flared and he grabbed her by the neck, killing her instantly.

Well, while I was immersing myself in popular culture last evening, my wallet un-immersed itself from my back pocket. Losing my wallet is traumatic for me, rather like the prospect of castration. In some ways, I feel like my identity is packaged within that cheap piece of cow ass. Perhaps, though, this is the universe telling me to get over such neuroses and accept that all it contains is a bunch of plastic bits bearing embossed numbers and low quality photographs. Nonetheless, it presents a certain degree of inconvenience in this modern cash-challenged...

Pfizer spokesman Daniel Watts confirmed Friday that the drugmaker was in discussions with the FDA about adding a disclosure to Viagra's label to say that in rare cases, men taking Viagra had developed blindness. However, he said there is no proof that Viagra caused the blindness. He said that men who take Viagra often have high blood pressure and high cholesterol, which are also associated with the conditions that can cause blindness.

“Someone took construction-grade plastic, molded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape,” said Lee County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

“They wrote ‘Happy Father’s Day’ on the duct tape.”

The device was first described by the sheriff’s office as a prosthetic penis. Later, it cops described it as a paper sculpture made to look like a penis.

Coach Lazer Collazo reportedly dropped his pants in the locker room after his varsity team lost to Florida Christian on April 7. He reportedly took his penis out of his pants and accused his players of not having the testicular fortitude it takes to play baseball, the Miami Herald reported.

The last straw was when she found out he had brought a prostitute back to their home in Uttar Pradesh.

She waited until he was fast asleep, tied his hands and feet and cut off his penis with a kitchen knife.

The penis was reattached by a team of doctors, led by Dr A Singh.

More than 400,000 customers of a Canadian company that sells penis-enlargement products may be eligible to join a lawsuit claiming the oils and herbal supplements don't work, a Denver federal judge ruled Wednesday.

The ruling was a victory for Californian Jeffery Horton, who last year sued Leading Edge Marketing Inc. of British Columbia and a handful of related companies in U.S. District Court in Denver. It's also a win for his attorneys, who would collect a portion of any class settlement or court award.

Just 13 per cent are happy with their bodies, while 26 per cent say that they would consider cosmetic surgery. The most sought-after procedures were liposuction, penis enlargement and a nose job.

Let me state here & now, that incarceration, castration & incineration should be brought to bear upon the scumbags who desecrated that cemetary up in Bolton over the weekend!!!

Henry Adams' Eakins Revealed: The Secret Life of an American Artist accuses the painter of incest, bestiality, flagrant exhibitionism, sadism, molestation and sexual opportunism, contributing to the suicide of his disturbed niece. The portrait presented by Adams, a Case Western Reserve University professor of art history, is of a severely troubled individual with a catalog of psychoses, including a castration complex, sexual inadequacy and trauma, and a propensity to drink more milk than perhaps is healthy.

What were these justifications for the imprisonment, forced castration and murder of gays in Nazi Germany? It seems to have been a combination of fear of homosexuality - specifically among men - as being a cancer to the nation, that left unfettered would expand and eventually decay the body politic from within, literally like a cancer. This fear of homosexuality was combined by the Nazi desire to increase Aryan birthrate, and they viewed gay men as specifically standing in the way of this goal.

Already as early as last year, we are aware the biggest problem of spam isn't penis enlargement, viagra or even porn spams but rather the targetted phishing attacks like this. Estimation of the phishing problem are in the billions in US alone. It is the reason why we still talking about Antispam (I know, most people have given up and have learnt just to delete them). It is also the reason why FBI is attending ICANN.

Just think of it: over the years there has been controversy when some have advocated castration of sex offenders. In New York state, it turns out, the government has been paying big bucks to enhance the sexual performance of offenders who even assaulted toddlers. MORE:

Electrical engineer Birger Orten says the thin, battery driven ring which can be drawn on to the penis should produce the same effect as potency stimulating pills.

Mr Orten says his invention is comprised of a narrow, thin ring with "advanced energy transferral" that is placed at the root of the penis.

Mr Orten says the machine has no side effects, needs no prescription and works immediately. It can also be mounted inside a condom.

A former Aussie football star has been kicked off his country's version of Celebrity Big Brother.

Warwick Capper was asked to pack his bags after he exposed himself to the other housemates.

Home and Away actress Kimberley Cooper, who plays Gypsy Nash, complained he had shown himself to her and fellow contestant Sara Marie Fedele.

Owners of three companies, including one that sells a fake penis called "The Whizzinator," appeared at a congressional hearing under subpoena but exercised their constitutional right not to testify.

Texas Republican Rep. Joe Barton stressed the executives still must respond to requests to supply congressional investigators with documents about the business.

"We will get the facts. Just understand that," Barton, chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, told the executives.

In March 1992, three women filed an $8.1 million lawsuit against Cone alleging sexual harassment. The charge centered around the now-notorious masturbating-in-the-bullpen incident in 1989, in which Cone apparently flogged his penis in front of three female onlookers. The Post headline was, "WEIRD SEX ACT IN BULLPEN!"

An appeals court has ruled a Boston man cannot collect damages from a former girlfriend for breaking his penis during creative sex.

The ruling stemmed from a 1994 incident where a man the courts identified as "John Doe" fractured his penis during intercourse with a woman the courts called "Mary Moe," the Boston Herald reported Tuesday. The couple`s names were withheld to protect their identity.

Doe said he has suffered sexual dysfunction since the incident and sued Moe for negligent sexual intercourse.

Inside the box, sent from a California company via FedEx overnight, was an array of anti-drug testing tools, tools used to play a shell game with a drug-testing system that some sports leagues say is nearly infallible.

There is a prosthetic penis that resembled a dried-up banana, wrapped in a white, burly jock strap and attached to a small, empty canister.

A rural New London woman is charged with substantial battery for allegedly cutting her husband’s penis with a scissors — an injury that required 15 stitches to repair.

Theresa L. Hedtke, 42, N2631 Hutchinson Road, appeared Monday before Waupaca County Circuit Judge Raymond Huber, who released her on a $5,000 signature bond. She faces further proceedings next Tuesday.

Astinder Singh (24), from village Chak Bilga in Banga Block, had a love affair with a girl who was married off to an NRI.

Now a mother of a child, she had recently come to meet her parents after her marriage.

On seeing her, the lover went into a tizzy and got so frustrated at the fresh memories of his unrequited love that he amputated his sexual organ, the police said.

Scots actor Ewan McGregor is happy to get his penis out on screen, even if his leading lady is fully-clothed.

The Moulin Rouge hunk is confident with his body and has never shied away from nude scenes.

McGregor says, "I like my penis, there's no question about that.

Men with diabetes face many difficulties, but few problems are more frustrating than erectile dysfunction, especially for younger men. Although stress and other factors can interfere with a healthy sex life, diabetes counters the physical reactions that lead to erections. Indeed, about half of all men who have diabetes suffer from erectile dysfunction, and the problem can be more severe and less responsive to treatment than what men with impotence generally experience.

You may be asking why one or several of the major U.S. pharmaceutical companies do not offer Beta Sitosterol. The reason is that in the U.S. they cannot patent herbal extracts and charge the $5 or more a tablet they do for highly dangerous and ineffective treatments like Proscar. The answer is simply greed and indifference to your health. Has your doctor told you of the side-effects of frequently prescribed drugs like Proscar, Hytrin and Flomax?

Hadrian, Emperor of Rome, visited Judea in 130 AD. He decreed that a Roman city be built on the site of destroyed Jerusalem and a temple to Jupiter to be built on the site of the Jewish temple. Many Jews were appalled that a Roman temple would be housed in Jerusalem, but the argument that the temple was 'a house of all nations' carried the day and the disagreement simmered down. Jews were angered again a few years later when Hadrian outlawed castration and circumcision.

Mr. Speaker, the Oklahoma Senate passed a bill to allow castration of convicted rapists. That is right. Castration. Opponents say it is cruel. Victims say it is about time. I say hats off, and anything else off, to the Oklahoma Senate.

As we all know, the second you move out on your own, you gain a sort of reverse-empty nest impotence that renders you entirely incapable of sexual thought or activity, a sort of proximity-rendered chemical castration.

Three times as much money is being spent on penis enlargement and breast operations as is being spent on alzheimer disease. With statistics like these, I dont even want to look for comparisons between drug money and cancer/hiv aids research……

I hope the folks at www.CAcert.org are successful. I hope that someone stops the folks who have sent me hundreds of emails offering penis enlargement. I hope we come to our senses and realize that we can’t trust the FROM field in our emails and that all of our lives would be easier if all computer code was signed and that we could have assurance that the developers identity could be verified.

Brandon Arp, 20, and 19-year-old Aric Davenport, were hauled into a Wyoming court for their rude creation on April 21.

The court was told the pair had been arrested after residents in the town of Laramie found the frozen statue so insulting they had destroyed it.

A penis that tells jokes on late night public access television may be expressive of something. But it is not the kind of free expression protected by the First Amendment, the Michigan Court of Appeals has decided, confirming the indecent exposure conviction of the show's producer and host.

It must have been embarrassing for Onterrio Smith, the Minnesota Vikings' part-time running back and full-time substance abuser, to have airport security people find a plastic penis and bags of dehydrated urine in his luggage.

Hey, I blush when the airport security people examine my electric nose- hair trimmer. I never want to be asked, "Sir, is this your penis?"

In Smith's carry-on bag, inspectors found a Whizzinator kit, which includes bags of powdered pee and the ersatz male genitalia designed to fool drug testers.

So how do you measure up?

According to the Kinsey Institute at Indiana University, which investigates sexual behavior and health, the white male's average penis size is 6.2 inches long and 3.7 inches around when erect. But when polled, most men say they believe the average erect penis measures 10 inches.

So it's not a surprise that in Playboy's survey of 20,000 men, 96 percent said they were "not satisfied with (their) current size."

The fashion among teenagers for injecting their penises with olive oil to boost their size could cause misshaped members and even permanent erections, the Director-General of the Department of Medical Services, Dr. Chatri Banchuin, warned today.

Speaking in response to reports that youths in Thailand's central province of Ayutthaya were injecting their penises with olive oil and beta agonists used to redden meat, Dr. Chatri said that the injection of any kind of substance into the penis was extremely dangerous.

A northern Ontario doctor accused of sexual abuse sat back in his chair and relaxed his brow after hearing there would be no more talk about his penis Wednesday.

Family doctor Anthony DeLuco, 57, of Sault Ste. Marie, is facing a disciplinary hearing amid sex allegations from four former female patients. Ara Keresteci, a Toronto urologist, had been expected to testify about the shape of DeLuco's erect penis.

It is almost physically painful to look at, particularly so when viewed in contrast to the Homers and Copleys that grace adjacent walls. But Traylor is willing to add insult to artistic injury, for he wrote a poem to explain the “action” of his work. The poem reads: “goose grabs little boys [sic] penis through fence/ boy ties himself to the calf who dashes/ through a hole in fence—little boy caught.” The drawing combined with the poem creates a work that would be comedic if not for its purchase price.

A beachcomber called police to report a grisly find while walking on Auckland's Eastern Beach at the weekend - "what appeared to be a set of severed male genitalia, including penis and testicles", as the police log recorded it.

According to The Sun, the juice was tested it on male rabbits and it was found that it boosted blood flow to the penis, helping them rise to the occasion. It also fights cancer-causing molecules and beats heart disease.

No do not ever use penis weights as they can lead to stretch marks injuries and there are countless stories including some at The Penis Enlargement Resource website of people having major problems when attempting to use penis enlargement weights to enlarge their penis.

Apparently the most feared creature in the Amazon is not the piranha, but the candiru. It’s a slim, torpedo like catfish that heads straight for the urethra of those who would be silly enough to urinate in the Amazon River, and firmly lodges itself within with the aid of spines. Penectomy is apparently the preferred approach for the pain. To avoid this unhappy occurrencet, men wear cod pieces and women wear pudendal covers.

This is the progree of my penis enlargement journey. After a long search for a good and safer method, I deceided to purchase PRO SOLUTION PILLS which are accompanied by the execises from penis-health website.

A Motion that could lead to the castration of rapists was passed in Parliament yesterday.

It will now await the drafting of a Bill and further debate in the House. The motion proposes that chemical castration should be formulated into law as a punishment for repeat sexual offenders.

Christina Hoff Summers has a hilarious account of a College Republicans counter-protest against "V-Day" and the Vagina Monologues (warning: extensive penis humor involved). It appears that the use of the costume is what got these guys in trouble. Yet again, proof that the conservative movement's vibrancy draws strength from the fact that humorless authority figures on college campuses are invariably on the Left. (Link via Althouse)

The device of choice for penis enlargement, for the uninitiated, this method involves placing what looks like a large test tube over the penis, a vacuum is created inside the test tube with the use of a manual or electrically operated pump. The vacuum inflates the penis by increasing the blood flow for a period of time. The immediate benefit is a hard large erection. Lasting changes take some time we’re talking months rather than weeks. Long term results vary from individual to individual and can be affected by the quality of pump used.

A convicted child molester who sought castration as a cure has been released from prison, but there’s no word on whether he was granted his castration wish. Larry Don McQuay said he feared killing his next victim if left uncastrated.

The above quote was taken from a recent penis enlargement spam that I received. Most of you will agree that the above claim is a bit ridiculous. But a lot of you are probably wondering: “Just how much length can a man really add to his penis?”

I have to say, I could put up with spam if it came with entertaining jokes. However, I'm still not clicking on the link as I think my penis is a fine size, thank you.