Penis Blog

Police closed Interstate 75 and Daniels Parkway for more than an hour Monday until they determined that the object on the highway was a penis sculpture rather than a pipe bomb. I know, I know, it's hard to tell them apart sometimes.

“Someone took construction-grade plastic, molded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape,” said Lee County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

“They wrote ‘Happy Father’s Day’ on the duct tape.”

The device was first described by the sheriff’s office as a prosthetic penis. Later, it cops described it as a paper sculpture made to look like a penis.

Hey, wasn't this in a movie: "Is that a pipebomb between your legs, or are you just excited to see me?"