Penis Blog

Police divers are hunting a snapping turtle that bit a 15-year-old boy on the penis in an alpine lake.

They believe the turtle had probably been dumped in the lake at Grossweil in Bavaria by its owner after it got too big for its tank.

They say the animals, that are natives to North America and are illegal to own in Germany, usually avoid human contact unless cornered.

The lawyers for former Creek County Judge Donald Thompson have asked a judge to give them the penis pump that's being held as evidence against Thompson.

They say they want their own forensic specialist to conduct tests on the pump. Thompson is charged with three counts of indecent exposure after three former employees say they saw him use the pump during court cases in 2003.

Men who think their penises are too short may have unrealistic expectations, say Egyptian researchers.

Their conclusions are based on a study, published in Urology, of 92 patients who presented to the andrology department at Cairo University Hospital over a 2-year period complaining of a small-sized penis.

Penile length and girth were assessed with a tape measure in both flaccid and erect states.

At last we know where the penis is represented in the male brain.

The genitalia's location on the "homunculus", the brain's map of body parts, has been in dispute since the 1920s. Now Christian Kell at the University of Frankfurt in Germany has put eight men into an MRI scanner to help settle the question. Using a soft brush, Kell stroked parts of each volunteer's body while recording brain activity.

Today is the late math genius’s birthday. Turing was a brilliant Englishman, one of the founding fathers of computer science, and a patriot whose cracking of the Nazis’ Enigma Code was critical to winning the war against Hitler. His amazing work was rewarded by being offered the choice in 1952 of choosing chemical castration or imprisonment for being gay. Two years later, a broken man, he killed himself. Today is a day for honoring him and the countless men and women over the centuries whose gifts and dignity were obliterated by ignorance, oppression and hate, hate that is still being excused and perpetrated today. May those of us lucky enough to have been born in their wake never forget what they went through, never forget the cruelty and evil they had to confront, and do everything we can to prevent these wounds being passed to the next generation.

One of our neighbors is in an interesting business. Castration. Well, for livestock. It's a long running family business selling sheep, er, tools. They have a website up for the business. Luckily they resisted providing detailed graphical instructions.

The U.S. Patent Office Sex Inventions exhibition at the Museum of Sex in New York showcases a number of these Victorian anti-sex devices, contrasting them with the sexual aids proposed in the 1970s and 1980s.

One contraption encircles the penis and attaches to the pubic hair with little clamps. If an erection occurs during the night, the clamps pull the hair, which wakes the wearer so he can make sure he doesn't ejaculate.

"My sex machine has an artificial penis that can make up to 180 moves in a minute. A man can only manage that intensity of movement for about five seconds but the machine can do it for as long as the woman wants.And it comes with a set of controls to fully regulate the speed and intensity a woman for individual sex," Fox News quoted him as telling local daily Glas Javnosti.

But the final blow came one day when he was changing in a men's locker room at a water park. A little boy began pointing at his groin and the boy's father joined in laughing. "It was humiliating," the man recalled in his slow Texas drawl. "I couldn't get out of that locker room fast enough."

The Individual is disgusted by the castration of the American male. American men are becoming primping Fauntleroys, “metro-sexual”, urban dandies, prancing around with their streaked hair and manicured finger nails. I have met gays that were more manly than some of the simps that have wimpered past my view. The Individual couldn’t care less about sexual orientation but is disgusted by cowardness. No wonder we have a left wing, socialist movement in this country. The pansies need a party to gather in.

The implant is a 3-piece device that is inserted via a small incision in the scrotum. By compressing a pump located within the scrotum, the patient is able to make the penis rigid during sexual activity and flaccid during sexual inactivity. Penile sensation and orgasm are completely normal during sexual intercourse.

Jerusalem police officers and paramedics thought they have seen it all.

But nothing could prepare them for what they encountered on Stern Street in Jerusalem’s Kiryat Yovel neighborhood: a young man walking around naked, bleeding from his nether regions.

When they approached the 23-year-old man, they were horrified to discover that the man’s penis had been severed.

The reasons for the popularity of genital makeovers should be familiar to regular readers of Sexploration. As we've seen, pubic hair grooming has become practically a must. When all that hair gets shaved or waxed off, the naughty bits become much more obvious. We can see what's up down there. And men and women are watching more porn these days, looking at the newly visible private parts, and comparing. Just as women clamored for the Jennifer Aniston hairdo during the early "Friends" era, men and women want to be as pretty down there as the people they see on their TV screen or in magazines.

Its world “How’s your Testicles day" today. Highlighting testicular cancer it’s trying to promote self examination (like men need an excuse I suppose). “Balls on fire” the Uzbekistan charity (its supposedly rife there; the cancer not the self examination) has produced a fact sheet on testicles.

BASIC FACTS
1. 6 out of 10 men have testicles
2. Testicles cannot be sold without a license (this is Uzbekistan law)
3. A man cannot have more than 3 testicles (CASTRATION ACT 1923)
4. Testicles should never be kept in temperatures higher that 50 degrees C
5. Never lend your testicles to anyone especially goats (more useful Uzbekistan laws)

And Michael's practical joke – having his penis hanging out while massaging Gianna's shoulders – caused controversy with the story broadcast on talkback radio and A Current Affair after its airing.

Channel 10 is not commenting on the issue but has said no punishment had been meted out.

A Ten spokeswoman said the network had received "quite a few" complaints about Uncut from the older demographic.

Ten's production and development chief Tim Clucas defended the Uncut program as a "duty" to the audience.

In the event of rape, the device folds itself around the rapist's penis, attaching to the skin with microscopic hooks. It is only when the rapist withdraws that he will realise the device is clamped around his penis.

"Its design will also go a long way towards lowering HIV infection as semen is contained in the device ... as well as preventing sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies," Ehlers says.

As it is impossible to remove the device from a penis without medical help, hospitals and clinics will be able to alert police when assistance is sought.

I’ve haven’t raved too much about WordPress and how much I enjoy using it. But one of the great things I love about WordPress that BlogworksXML and MovableType didn’t have was a streamlined interface with which one can manage approving, unapproving and deleting entries. Making it really simple to get rid of the scum in the form of people advertising for online poker or penis enlargement.

Christos Ioakimidis could be jailed for up to five years for showing a painting combining Christian and sexual imagery.

The authorities in Athens removed the work - showing an erect penis next to a Christian cross - following a complaint by a far-right party leader.

They spent more than $1 million a month on advertising, and in just one year, C.P. Direct was selling everything from "Stature" — guaranteed to make you taller, to "Full and Firm" a pill promising to enlarge women's breasts.

C.P. Direct didn't have a stitch of scientific proof that its products actually worked, but it still took in $75 million in revenue.

It seems the only thing Longitude was proven to increase was the company's bank account. Consoli and Passafiume bought more than a dozen exotic cars and gold-plated furnishings in 17 homes in different states — all paid for by their pills.

So I feel the need to impliment a “Spam of The Week” to my blog.

This week’s is: “Does 8incches Enough 4 u?”

“Sin City,” which opens in 3,300 theaters nationwide tomorrow, may set a new mark for its stomach-churning versatility. Try this for range: cannibalism, castration, decapitation, dismemberment, electrocution, hanging, massacres, pedophilia, slashings and lots and lots of torture. “Blood for blood, and by the gallons,” vows Mickey Rourke’s vengeful character, Marv, in what proves to be no exaggeration.

First, I just saw Sin City. Of the films I’ve seen released in 2005, this is clearly the best, and it may be the best action/superhero film ever. Of course, it is unfair to categorize the film as that, as the influences it draws from are so varied. It could be an arthouse film, except arthouse films don’t have 40 million dollar budgets and the forcable removal of yellow genitalia (unless it is one of those women empowerment films in which case you can do whatever you want to a man and it will be lauded.) The aformentioned imprecise castration...

“People are intimidated by this notion of chemical castration,” Berlin said. “I’ve (instead) called it a sexual appetite suppressant.”

"I like working with these children," he said on a break in a meeting in Washington, where he had made a presentation before the American Association for the Advancement of Science. "They've had atypical life experiences, and they tend to be extraordinarily sensitive and vulnerable. They see an aspect of what it means to be alive in a different way from the rest of us."

A Thai seamstress nearly severed her husband's penis with a pair of scissors after learning of his infidelity and plans to leave her, media reports said on Monday.

Siriporn Phanmalee, 31, turned herself in to Bangkok police at 03:00 on Sunday morning, while her husband Aran took a taxi to a nearby hospital for emergency reattachment surgery which proved a success, said The Nation newspaper.