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The Asiatic Huns punished convicted male rapists and adulterers with castration. Female adulterers were merely cut in two.

A sculpted and polished phallus found in a German cave is among the earliest representations of male sexuality ever uncovered, researchers say.

The 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object, which is dated to be about 28,000 years old, was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura.

It’s sort of JerkCity-esque and, thus, involves a lot of penis humor, and therefore may not be for everyone. It’s kind of Dada, and mostly ironic. Don’t take it at all at face value.

Thin Sandar, a chicken seller in Myanmar, had always dreamed of being a man. When she inexplicably grew a penis last month, the 21-year-old treated it as an awe-inspiring omen - as have the thousands of stunned villagers who have traveled to a pagoda to see him.

According to the suit, Perez took Taylor across the street in front of the Congo River Miniature Golf Course, and then ordered him to drop his pants and underwear.

After Taylor complied, according to the suit, Perez lifted up Taylor's shirt, exposing his penis, and then made him bend over and pull back his genitals while he searched for drugs.

Delmy Ruiz is charged with felony aggravated assault. She allegedly told police she did it in November because he had been unfaithful and she had been physically abused.

Some person in China went to a parking lot and took pictures of people having sex in their cars. The expressions on their faces are priceless. So horrifying (for them anyways) yet still funny.

For even longer, artists have tried to blur the boundaries of art and non-art: they have opened restaurants as artworks (of which Damien Hirst's Pharmacy was but a belated and grotesque manifestation). They have designated themselves, like Gilbert and George, as living sculptures. Artists have walked for art, slept for art, made love and, in the case of one Austrian Aktionist, allegedly cut off his penis for art.

You can buy just about anything here, from a penis gourd for a few dollars to orator stools for a few thousand dollars with certificates of authenticity and export permits from the National Museum.

But recently one of them wanted to know if she or I had had "the talk" with our teenage son. My spouse looked at her blankly. "The talk? Which talk? We talk about all kinds of things."

"You know," her friend went on, "The talk."

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He didnt' think sex offenders should be punished. One entry said, "The only cure for crime is love. Everything else is just more crime". Spoken like a true criminal. I for one believe in punishment for the guilty. Although I tend to be a little more extreme in my beliefs. I think ALL child molesters need to be killed. Some say castration but I prefer a more finite solution.

In fact, In Search of the Perfect Penis fails on only one count - there didn't seem to be a lot of penises in it, which is undoubtedly a bummer for any penis fans in the audience, but ought to be enough to keep our elected public officials in Canberra focused on capital-B "big" issues, such as whether Geneva or Vesna should be evicted from the house.

Smith was nabbed after stepping off a flight from the Dominican Republic, where he had been operating since May after a federal judge shut down his Minneapolis-based spam businesses, Burnsville Internet and Xpress Pharmacy Direct, and ordered him to stop marketing penis pills and other assorted tat. Smith allegedly sent more than one billion spam emails either to AOL email addresses or through AOL email accounts. The FBI claims Smith, 25, has made approximately $18m this year from his lucrative spam businesses.

Film-makers had to shrink Ioan Gruffudd's genitals for the new Fantastic Four movie - so he wouldn't alarm young cinema-goers.

The Welsh actor plays Mr. Fantastic in the summer blockbuster, and found the character's lycra outfit a little too revealing.

Arndt lost his license to practice medicine in Massachusetts in 2002 after abandoning a patient on an operating room table at Mount Auburn Hospital in Cambridge to run to the bank.

A year later, he was making frequent trips to Manhattan to buy crystal methamphetamine. In addition, he had two pounds of the inhibition-abandoning stimulant shipped to the Chandler Inn in Boston from Los Angeles, packed in a penis-shaped pinata.