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A funny story about workplace behavior modification.

Sitting at my desk one 'normal' day (were any of those days actually normal?), i happened to glance over at one of my collegues, Wanna-be-alien, who happpened to have his hand down his trousers. No, you did not misread it, he actually had his hand down his trousers. I couldn't beleive my eyes, so i kindly asked him to remove his hand. He looked at me as if i asked him to do some horribly boring task, memorising the telephone directory .