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A jury Friday found a North Bay carpenters union defamed a Santa Rosa drywall contractor, awarding $100,000 in damages that could go higher during a punitive trial phase set for next week.

In a long-running dispute over wages and benefits, contractor Roger Hughes accused Carpenters Local 751 of Santa Rosa and union leaders of defamation and invasion of privacy for a flier alleging indecent exposure.

The two naked penis puppeteers present the ancient Australian art of genital origami live on stage. The series of penis installations requires stamina, stretch factor and an unsurpassed level of testicular fortitude. Puppetry of the Penis leaves the audience gasping at more than 40 heroic and hilarious installations, including such crowd-pleasers as The Pelican, The Windsurfer, The Eiffel Tower, the Loch Ness Monster and the signature creation, The Hamburger.

A 31 year-old man has been arrested in Berlin, Germany after being busted while scratching large penis-shaped gouges into the paint of two cars.

The Educational Nucleus of Vast Yearning (ENVY) has released a not-so-shocking study that establishes an "inverse" relationship between vehicle and penis sizes.

Dr. Bruce Johnson, a vehicular sociologist from Stanford, has been analyzing vehicle-to-driver relationships, vehicle purchasing patterns, and automotive self-esteem comparisons since 1998. He was surprised by the results of the study.

The daring duo at Dolce & Gabbana has dropped the boundaries several inches. Their fall 2005 menswear line, which debuted on the Milan runway in January and now appears in print ads and stores near you, includes jeans that plunge so low that they've been dubbed "pubic pants."

The recent Malaysia episode has Bourdain eating a shrimp paste out of a ceramic crock in a night market in Kuala Lumpur. His response: "It's shrimpy and putrid -- in a good way." Later, he sits down at a stall for a bowl of torpedo soup, which is boiled bull penis in a savory curry broth. "That's a mouthful," Bourdain says, innuendos intended.

These three peer-reviewed articles research the pathophysiology of the erectile dysfunction (ED) associated with bicycling. They together report that the high pressures in the perineum while straddling a saddle compress and temporarily occlude penile blood flow. They also hypothesized that the lining vessels of the compressed arteries become damaged, thus leading to potential permanent artery blockage.

However, not all men who ride bicycles will develop erectile dysfunction. One past study suggested that sexual health consequences adversely affect 5% of riders (based on survey data that would therefore include 1,000,000 riding men with ED).

After seizing assets from Brad Bournival including a pile of gold ingots and a luxury Hummer off-road vehicle, AOL is offering them among the prizes in a free sweepstake.

Bournival, 21, made a small fortune by sending tens of millions of unsolicited emails offering penis enlargement pills. His spam onslaught was so intense that it provoked 100,000 complaints from AOL members on a single day in January 2004.

Thailand's prime minister is trying to ferret out a government minister who allegedly had a penis enlargement procedure, saying news of it is affecting the cabinet's reputation, a news report said on Wednesday.

About 3 years ago I wrote an article called “Female Castration Will End Prostitution.” This article has never before appeared on this incarnation of my website. This is not because I thought it was too offensive, but because I simply didn’t feel like posting old material. Never before, and never sense has any article generated as much hate mail for me as this one has.

"George W. Bush seems to have inspired not only political extremism in action, but in words as well -- especially on the radio. If you want to hear cruel and mean words, just tune into prime time AM radio. The 'John and Ken Show,' an afternoon talk program in Los Angeles, targets -- illegal immigrants -- and praises vigilantes who hunt them down. Both John and Ken stopped just short of calling for the immediate castration of Michael Jackson during pre trial and trial days in the preceding months.

Diamond does not shy from the controversial subjects, including media portrayal of man (”oppressor”,) symbolic castration of men in society (sperm donors,) and women’s valuation of men (resource/status provider.) I am ambivalent to such dissection of these social issues and how these relate to IMS. On the one hand, understanding the larger context of IMS is important. On the other hand, readers may become engulfed in the enormity of these issues and even feel distracted or overwhelmed by the “big, messy situation.” Still, I prefer to be overwhelmed by an ambitious undertaking than underwhelmed by reductionism.

Sitting at my desk one 'normal' day (were any of those days actually normal?), i happened to glance over at one of my collegues, Wanna-be-alien, who happpened to have his hand down his trousers. No, you did not misread it, he actually had his hand down his trousers. I couldn't beleive my eyes, so i kindly asked him to remove his hand. He looked at me as if i asked him to do some horribly boring task, memorising the telephone directory .

now this is a strange ass idea…cellphedia is trying to get people to share their gray matter via cellphones, but they seem to have forgotten that we americans are (usually) paying to send and receive those short messages (aka ‘sms’)…it’s the brainchild (a bastard child no less!) of a thesis project created by limor garcia in his grad program at nyu, billing itself as the “the first ubiquitous social encyclopedia“…basic idea: create or join a group and then send around your questions and answers - kind of like yahoo or elGoog groups, but without those pesky penis enlargement ads…

The new bill had an amendment attached regarding castration but the lawmakers decided to drop this amendment for fear of not getting the bill passed because of voters viewing castration as inhumane. The lawmakers we voted in do not have confidence in the Alabama citizens. Shame on the lawmakers. But, the amendment that was dropped might become it’s own bill in the future, we can only hope.