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A British view on recent U.S. peace protests includes this little clip.

Michelle Malkin has some wonderful photos of the "peaceful" moonbats. Including one calling for the castration of "Dick" Cheney.

Ah, the mysteries of the blogosphere.

Since this post went up over a year ago (on September 15, 2004 @ 07:40 actually), oddly enough it is the one that gets the most attempts at comment spam. Could the words comment and spam be some type of attractant to those neardowells and evil bad-doers that are trying to infect w(t)f with their crap and garbage? Could it be I have somehow upset the spam gods to the point where they swoop down weekly and try to tell about the newest latest greatest penis enlargement system?

Click through for the lighter side of Hurricane season.

Furthur proof that god is a comedian. Hurricane Ophelia also had phallic imagery.

Spam venting.

“Oh spam,” as Weird Al once sang. Yes, it’s a messy blend of uneatable, unidentifiable meats held in the shape of a cube by congealed pig fat and globs of grease. Equally as disgusting is its alternative definition; the crap that sneaks into your email in a sad, futile attempt to sell you something you have absolutely no interest in. Everybody hates spam. I know of nobody who openly invites spam into their system, and I dare you to find me one person who sits at their computer in anxious anticipation for that penis enlargement ad from South India.

The knife had a head of its own.

A Mexican surgeon “accidentally” cut off the penis of a patient who had only come in for a circumcision.

Federal agents in Tijuana have arrested Dr Francisco Javier Valentin y Ortiz, who worked at a state-run clinic.

Always on the cutting edge here at Penis Blog.

"Circumcision is a very contentious subject," says Dr. Edgar Schoen, the former head of pediatrics at Kaiser Oakland, Calif., whose new book On Circumcision is reigniting the debate about circumcision. "After all, you're talking about a subject that transcends psychology, medicine, religion and sex.

"It's not merely a simple operation."

Schoen, who lives in Point Richmond, is an outspoken proponent of performing infant male circumcision, and his new book is full of lively historical anecdotes and modern-day medical statistics that make the decision to have the operation performed seem like a no-brainer.

From a review of the new film The Man:

Levy's fans -- who fell in love with him in the witty Christopher Guest mockumentaries ("Waiting for Guffman," "Best in Show") -- also may think the movie, with its de rigueur potty and penis gags, represents something of a sellout to big-budget Hollywood values.

But Levy exudes an innocence in the face of a cruel world that is so funny and charming in several scenes that you think of Harold Lloyd and Buster Keaton; and Jackson is exceedingly generous throughout, perfectly willing to play the straight man.

We certainly have no problems with a few penis gags ... depending, of course, on who's gagging.

I read lots of posts about using castration to stop sexual predators, but I think the "penis flytrap" is a far better deterrent.

An ordinary South African woman prompted to action by the high number of rapes around the country this week launched a weapon against a crime to which grandmothers, infants and little girls often fall victim.

Dubbed "the penis flytrap" by South African media, the plastic and latex device in the shape of a condom is designed to fit inside a woman's vagina. It is inserted and removed with an applicator as with a tampon.

From a review of a recent episode of the Daily Show, good news on penis size.

Ed Helms kicks things off by reporting from the Bronx Zoo in New York. He speaks to Evo-gelist Dan Wharton about the possibility of man's descent from apes. Well, most importantly, who has the bigger penis? Helms is happy to hear that the human penis is larger.