Penis Blog

Warning, the following is not suitable for young children. It is one thing to concoct an iPod killer through unique styling, but somehow this one may have gone too far. For those who haven't figured it out, yes Virginia, it is shaped like an erect penis right down to the...um...body curve. Ahhh, I can see the commercials now with a beautiful young girl holding the unit firmly in her hands as she changes tracks by rubbing the...er...round...nib...ok, ok, you get the point.

Sex toys have been available for hundreds of years. The first documented use of a dildo comes from 3 rd century Greece, where merchants sold something called an olisbos. In Renaissance Italy, the olisbo morphed into the dildo probably from the Italian diletto, which means ‘to delight’. Modern rubber dildos, resembling the ones we see today, came into being in the mid-19th century.

he hot favourite to win the German version of Pop Idol is planning to use her winnings to buy a penis.

Didi Knoblauch, 25, one of the finalists on Germany Searches for a Superstar, was born a girl but is now half way towards becoming a boy.

"To me, that goes to the basis of what I do, which is outrageous, fun, sort of anything-goes humor," Stern told the Daily News last week. "It's not the idea that the guy played the piano with his penis. It was sitting there and talking to a guy who would come up to the radio studio and play the piano with his penis. That's what's so great about the show. We could spend an hour with that a------."

Speaking to The Sun, a source said: "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen.

Its 50-year-old grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng has shown his true mettle by tugging a truck across a Californian car park with his penis.

One of the worst bushtucker trials ever saw Carol Thatcher and Jilly Goolden chowing down on kangaroos' willies.

Felicity Huffman became so attached to the prosthetic penis she wore in new movie 'Transamerica' - she gave it a name.

…with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #63. Spam is pretty weird stuff, isn’t it? In one message they’ll be trying to sell you products for the purposes of penis enlargement; in the next they’ll be trying to sell you steaks. Given that all of these messages collect in the spam folder -- and that, given the nature of spam, the senders are generally faceless and/or unimportant -- it’s pretty easy to think of the e-mails as being related and coming from the same sender, which can make for some pretty horrific and disgusting images. Hence the look on my face in today’s comic.