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Seems like self-castration might preclude making offspring to protest the Theory of Evolution.

As for the New Testament, Jesus never said a word about gays, while he explicitly advised a wealthy man to give away all his assets and arguably warned against bank accounts (”do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth”). Likewise, Jesus praises those who make themselves eunuchs for the Kingdom of Heaven, but conservative Christians rarely lead the way with self-castration.