Penis Blog

This is the last known living castrati (who willingly underwent the operation, anyway). His name was Alessandro Moreschi, and this is him singing “Ave Maria.”

On today's Ellen, a 20-foot anaconda managed to work its tail between the legs of the show's hostess, causing it to look briefly like a shiny, colorful, twisty penis.

Now, I’m married, so my need to jelq is fairly low. But I am hoping the word will enter the Scrabble lexicon, where, if played wisely, it could be worth something like 1,500 points.

I’m tired of materialism. I’m tired of being bombarded with commercials, paid advertisements, web popups and spam e-mail. I know these things will never go away, and they come as a price of the unregulated Internet and the free-market economy that I love. I also know they could be a lot worse were it not for the valiant efforts of those who fight to keep them in check. But damn. How much penis enlargement capacity does the world need?

I know it’s a cliché, but China really does have the most outrageous food selections imaginable. An as example, let’s look at their fantastic variety of cooked animal penis:

My thoughts on Foley, especially after reading the transcripts, the man should be jailed until a full forensic search can be made on any computer that he has access to, and he should be charged to the full extent for anything they can find. if they can find any evidence that he had improper physical contact with any minor… Well, I’m a fan of castration, but remember, I am seen as something of an extremist on the issue.