Penis Blog

Some genital vocabulary lessons of the female persuasion.

Kenny and I were watching The Daily Show last night and somebody got called a pussy during one of those fake "on location" segments. I can't remember just now who did the calling and who was the actual pussy, but I do know that when used as an insult, pussy = weak. HAH.

Commentary on the poll indicating more women are living single than married.

They don’t call it “wedlock” for no reason. The article is actually pretty fair-minded towards women who haven’t got any good reason to be lured out of the single life into marriage, presenting them as reasonable people who are making rational choices, instead of the usual portraying of single women as either desperate or selfish, castrating bitches. The writer is also mindful that if more women live without a spouse than men, it’s because women generally outlive men on average, so a lot of these single castration machines are actually sweet little old widows.

A comic strip that improved pubic health.

We know it's hard, but try to think back to San Francisco's 2002 Gay Pride (yeah, they all sort of blend together into a rainbow tapestry of faggotry). If you were there, you may recall San Francisco Department of Public Health unveiled a new syphillis testing ad campaign. In said campaign, a cartoon penis by the oh-so-subtle name "Healthy Penis" made his Gayville debut, encouraging hordes of homo whores to get themselves tested for the big-S.

Maybe you should grow bushes instead.

That lovely green lawn of yours? You're just compensating: Lawn pesticides are linked to decreases in human penis size, a University of Florida researcher reports.

This is a hard case for the Republican party.

Straight Inc. survivor Richard Bradbury won a rare victory yesterday--forcing Mel Sembler, the former chair of finances for the Republican Party and current head of the Scooter Libby defense fund to drop most of a lawsuit he'd filed against Bradbury. Sembler had claimed that Bradbury invaded his privacy and caused "emotional distress" to him and his wife, Betty, when Bradbury sold a penis pump found in Sembler's garbage on eBay.