Penis Blog

There aren’t enough words to describe the agony I went through. How dare they imply my penis needed enlarging; and how dare they imply I had a penis anyway! What is it about men and wanting everything to be - so - big?

Straight Inc. survivor Richard Bradbury won a rare victory yesterday--forcing Mel Sembler, the former chair of finances for the Republican Party and current head of the Scooter Libby defense fund to drop most of a lawsuit he'd filed against Bradbury. Sembler had claimed that Bradbury invaded his privacy and caused "emotional distress" to him and his wife, Betty, when Bradbury sold a penis pump found in Sembler's garbage on eBay.

Penis enlargement has grown to become a massive industry, offering exercises, pills, pumps and even surgery. What’s happening? Are our penises shrinking? NO! We’re being fooled by porn, and we’ve been fooled for a long time. During the eighties porn star penises grew from around six inches, which happens to be the normal average, to almost seven and a half.

I’m tired of materialism. I’m tired of being bombarded with commercials, paid advertisements, web popups and spam e-mail. I know these things will never go away, and they come as a price of the unregulated Internet and the free-market economy that I love. I also know they could be a lot worse were it not for the valiant efforts of those who fight to keep them in check. But damn. How much penis enlargement capacity does the world need?

You might not want to read this one, Mom. I am Viagravated. Every day I am deluged with email spam, comments spam, every kind of spam trying to sell me Viagra. Or Cialis. Or, dear God, a penis enlargement patch.

An 18-year-old student jumped to his death because he was convinced his genitals were too small, a Singapore coroner's report said on Wednesday.

In delivering the verdict of suicide, state Coroner Tan Boon Heng said that the incident highlighted the importance of sex education in and outside schools.

Brett R. Steidler, a 25-year-old factory worker from Reamstown, PA. was eager to find a cosmetic surgeon who could enlarge his penis. Steidler located one in Chicago, and traveled there for the costly procedure.

Thanks to the incessant spam, it's become the most hyped of all operations but researchers said Tuesday that most men who have had penis enlargement surgery are not satisfied with the results.

Penis traction was originally developed as a treatment for Peyronie’s disease (curvature of the penis) and as a standard treatment to prevent curvature following surgery. Doctors worldwide have been using an adapted form of the original devices to include their use for purely cosmetic reasons such as penis enlargement for several years, but the devices only became available for use without medical supervision in 2003.

No amount of liposuction or nose job or face lift or breasts augmentation or penis enlargement is going to change that.

only 2 minutes after I activated that option I received a comment entitled “penis enlargement”.

…with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #63. Spam is pretty weird stuff, isn’t it? In one message they’ll be trying to sell you products for the purposes of penis enlargement; in the next they’ll be trying to sell you steaks. Given that all of these messages collect in the spam folder -- and that, given the nature of spam, the senders are generally faceless and/or unimportant -- it’s pretty easy to think of the e-mails as being related and coming from the same sender, which can make for some pretty horrific and disgusting images. Hence the look on my face in today’s comic.

I watched Hemispheres on CBC Newsworld this afternoon, and saw news reports on sporadic CJD (mad cow disease) and how it can affect humans and it has no cure and such, and there was another report about men in Taiwan practicing Yin Diao Gong, exercises that enhance their manhoods by lifting weights with... their manhoods.... apparently its quite painless as one practitioner put it.

Why does there has to be a special forum for penis enlargement in a supposedly friendly, exclusive, all-age community? Is this implying that Indonesian-Chineses have small dicks? I’m feeling a bit offended now….

Since this post went up over a year ago (on September 15, 2004 @ 07:40 actually), oddly enough it is the one that gets the most attempts at comment spam. Could the words comment and spam be some type of attractant to those neardowells and evil bad-doers that are trying to infect w(t)f with their crap and garbage? Could it be I have somehow upset the spam gods to the point where they swoop down weekly and try to tell about the newest latest greatest penis enlargement system?

“Oh spam,” as Weird Al once sang. Yes, it’s a messy blend of uneatable, unidentifiable meats held in the shape of a cube by congealed pig fat and globs of grease. Equally as disgusting is its alternative definition; the crap that sneaks into your email in a sad, futile attempt to sell you something you have absolutely no interest in. Everybody hates spam. I know of nobody who openly invites spam into their system, and I dare you to find me one person who sits at their computer in anxious anticipation for that penis enlargement ad from South India.

Thailand's prime minister is trying to ferret out a government minister who allegedly had a penis enlargement procedure, saying news of it is affecting the cabinet's reputation, a news report said on Wednesday.

now this is a strange ass idea…cellphedia is trying to get people to share their gray matter via cellphones, but they seem to have forgotten that we americans are (usually) paying to send and receive those short messages (aka ‘sms’)…it’s the brainchild (a bastard child no less!) of a thesis project created by limor garcia in his grad program at nyu, billing itself as the “the first ubiquitous social encyclopedia“…basic idea: create or join a group and then send around your questions and answers - kind of like yahoo or elGoog groups, but without those pesky penis enlargement ads…

Smith was nabbed after stepping off a flight from the Dominican Republic, where he had been operating since May after a federal judge shut down his Minneapolis-based spam businesses, Burnsville Internet and Xpress Pharmacy Direct, and ordered him to stop marketing penis pills and other assorted tat. Smith allegedly sent more than one billion spam emails either to AOL email addresses or through AOL email accounts. The FBI claims Smith, 25, has made approximately $18m this year from his lucrative spam businesses.

Men who think their penises are too short may have unrealistic expectations, say Egyptian researchers.

Their conclusions are based on a study, published in Urology, of 92 patients who presented to the andrology department at Cairo University Hospital over a 2-year period complaining of a small-sized penis.

Penile length and girth were assessed with a tape measure in both flaccid and erect states.

I’ve haven’t raved too much about WordPress and how much I enjoy using it. But one of the great things I love about WordPress that BlogworksXML and MovableType didn’t have was a streamlined interface with which one can manage approving, unapproving and deleting entries. Making it really simple to get rid of the scum in the form of people advertising for online poker or penis enlargement.

They spent more than $1 million a month on advertising, and in just one year, C.P. Direct was selling everything from "Stature" — guaranteed to make you taller, to "Full and Firm" a pill promising to enlarge women's breasts.

C.P. Direct didn't have a stitch of scientific proof that its products actually worked, but it still took in $75 million in revenue.

It seems the only thing Longitude was proven to increase was the company's bank account. Consoli and Passafiume bought more than a dozen exotic cars and gold-plated furnishings in 17 homes in different states — all paid for by their pills.

So I feel the need to impliment a “Spam of The Week” to my blog.

This week’s is: “Does 8incches Enough 4 u?”

"I like working with these children," he said on a break in a meeting in Washington, where he had made a presentation before the American Association for the Advancement of Science. "They've had atypical life experiences, and they tend to be extraordinarily sensitive and vulnerable. They see an aspect of what it means to be alive in a different way from the rest of us."

yes, he might look impressive in the shower but you’d want to after spending $10K on a penis enlargement! and i might be wrong but im pretty sure hes one of the patients we had who had trouble post-op. he got an erection before his cock had healed properly & now when its errect, it bends downward and to the right.

A study of 85 infant boys found a correlation between increased exposure to some forms of the chemical phthalate and smaller penis size and incomplete testicular descent. The study does not necessarily indicate the boys were harmed by their exposure to phthalate, however, and none of them exhibited overt birth defects.

More than 400,000 customers of a Canadian company that sells penis-enlargement products may be eligible to join a lawsuit claiming the oils and herbal supplements don't work, a Denver federal judge ruled Wednesday.

The ruling was a victory for Californian Jeffery Horton, who last year sued Leading Edge Marketing Inc. of British Columbia and a handful of related companies in U.S. District Court in Denver. It's also a win for his attorneys, who would collect a portion of any class settlement or court award.

Just 13 per cent are happy with their bodies, while 26 per cent say that they would consider cosmetic surgery. The most sought-after procedures were liposuction, penis enlargement and a nose job.

Already as early as last year, we are aware the biggest problem of spam isn't penis enlargement, viagra or even porn spams but rather the targetted phishing attacks like this. Estimation of the phishing problem are in the billions in US alone. It is the reason why we still talking about Antispam (I know, most people have given up and have learnt just to delete them). It is also the reason why FBI is attending ICANN.

Three times as much money is being spent on penis enlargement and breast operations as is being spent on alzheimer disease. With statistics like these, I dont even want to look for comparisons between drug money and cancer/hiv aids research……

I hope the folks at www.CAcert.org are successful. I hope that someone stops the folks who have sent me hundreds of emails offering penis enlargement. I hope we come to our senses and realize that we can’t trust the FROM field in our emails and that all of our lives would be easier if all computer code was signed and that we could have assurance that the developers identity could be verified.

So how do you measure up?

According to the Kinsey Institute at Indiana University, which investigates sexual behavior and health, the white male's average penis size is 6.2 inches long and 3.7 inches around when erect. But when polled, most men say they believe the average erect penis measures 10 inches.

So it's not a surprise that in Playboy's survey of 20,000 men, 96 percent said they were "not satisfied with (their) current size."

The fashion among teenagers for injecting their penises with olive oil to boost their size could cause misshaped members and even permanent erections, the Director-General of the Department of Medical Services, Dr. Chatri Banchuin, warned today.

Speaking in response to reports that youths in Thailand's central province of Ayutthaya were injecting their penises with olive oil and beta agonists used to redden meat, Dr. Chatri said that the injection of any kind of substance into the penis was extremely dangerous.

No do not ever use penis weights as they can lead to stretch marks injuries and there are countless stories including some at The Penis Enlargement Resource website of people having major problems when attempting to use penis enlargement weights to enlarge their penis.

This is the progree of my penis enlargement journey. After a long search for a good and safer method, I deceided to purchase PRO SOLUTION PILLS which are accompanied by the execises from penis-health website.

The device of choice for penis enlargement, for the uninitiated, this method involves placing what looks like a large test tube over the penis, a vacuum is created inside the test tube with the use of a manual or electrically operated pump. The vacuum inflates the penis by increasing the blood flow for a period of time. The immediate benefit is a hard large erection. Lasting changes take some time we’re talking months rather than weeks. Long term results vary from individual to individual and can be affected by the quality of pump used.

I have to say, I could put up with spam if it came with entertaining jokes. However, I'm still not clicking on the link as I think my penis is a fine size, thank you.

The above quote was taken from a recent penis enlargement spam that I received. Most of you will agree that the above claim is a bit ridiculous. But a lot of you are probably wondering: “Just how much length can a man really add to his penis?”

Suddenly everybody is fretting about penis size. Women are even getting more aggressive about stating their preference for big ones, at least on TV. In real life, many women tell me they prefer something in a medium. A 2002 study of 52 men younger than 40 found that the average length of a stretched, flaccid penis was 4.8 inches. Another study of 80 men found the stretched flaccid length was about the same. The unstretched state was only 3.5 inches. An Italian study agreed. Just this month, another study, this on Chinese men, confirmed these findings.

"Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Centre at the Union Hospital, who headed the study. "There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better." A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93. The average length of their flaccid penises was 8.46 cm, which compared favourably with similar studies on other men overseas. Germans have average lengths of about 8.6 cm, Israelis 8.3 cm, Turks 7.8 cm and Filippinos 7.35 cm. Italians were the longest at 9 cm and Americans averaged 8.8 cm.

(Question, did anyone else's email spam drop off suddenly with the conviction of the spammer dude in Virginia? Could it be possible that a mere handful of people are responsible for 90% of the spam? I'm making this up, of course, speculating, but what if it were so? That would mean that the Internet had been hijacked by a relative few, technically, something of an act of penis enlargement terrorism, eh? Enlarge your penis or I'll fly this plane to Cuba! Er, ah, maybe something like that... absurd I tell you.)

According to an article in this month's Lancet, the highly respected scientific journal, Dr Ghotta Beegveeli of the University of Bangalore, India conducted a series of controlled tests, in which 200 students beat their penises for 15 minutes everyday with a heated eggplant. Another 200 beat themselves with eggplants made out of synthetic rubber. Measurements were taken daily over a period of a month.

Out of the 400, 17 dropped out, citing severe pain, one was caught by his parents and transferred to another school, and another was discovered to be a girl.

Dr Ghotta Beegveeli's results were startling. The students employing the rubber eggplants showed no increase whatsoever while increases in the genuine eggplant beaters ranged from 15% to 75%. This indicated that the active ingredient in the eggplant had a stimulatory effect on the cells of the penis shaft.

A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93.

The average length of their flaccid penises was 8.46 cm (3.4 inches), which compared favourably with similar studies on other men overseas.

Germans have average lengths of about 8.6 cm, Israelis 8.3 cm, Turks 7.8 cm and Filippinos 7.35 cm. Italians were the longest at 9 cm and Americans averaged 8.8 cm.

The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.

It found that a man's height bore no relation to the length of his member, but those with higher body mass indexes, or fat content, appeared to have shorter penises.

Long before federal agents raided its Forest Park headquarters in March, Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals touted its flagship product, Enzyte, as a cure for under-endowed men.

"Maximize the pleasure," says the Enzyte ad that ran in Men's Health magazine in late 2001. "Over the course of the eight-month program, your erectile chambers, as well as your penis, will enlarge up to 41 percent." Enzyte's "success rate," the ad said, was 98.3 percent.

But with each passing year, Berkeley has reined in the claims. Today, the company simply labels Enzyte, perhaps the most widely advertised product of its kind, as a "natural male enhancement" for "firmer, fuller-feeling erections."

I had a recent gab fest with 10 of my female friends on the subject of adequacy.

They all agreed that when a guy is hung less than the average - five to seven inches - he leaves a woman wanting more.

Luckily, your odds of finding an "average" guy are pretty good. About 85% of men fall into that range.

Length is good. Girth is better. But don't fret, men. Average is sufficient, especially if you know what you're doing in the sack and, like I said, that "great oral" doesn't mean good conversation.

I almost dropped my spoon into my cereal bowl this morning when I read in the Reading Eagle that a Lancaster County man unhappy with his penile-enlargement surgery mailed explosives to his Chicago plastic surgeon, according to an indictment handed up by a federal grand jury in Philadelphia.

From where else but Salon: "Mike Salvini is an evangelist for natural penis enlargement, a weird and scientifically unproven way of upsizing the male member. And thousands of men are going to great lengths to follow him." [Via Brutal Women.]

As far as penis size is concerned, American women aren't that impressed.

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most important, our gals rated it only 6.2.

Israeli women found the size of a man's package the most important, ranking it 7.4, followed by Italian women with 6.5 and Brazilian women with 6.3.

It is our conviction that men who are dissatisfied with the appearance of their genital organ should think very carefully before requesting procedures that are experimental and high risk, especially in cases where the penis is normal. A better option might be to seek the counsel of psychologists: often men simply need to be reassured that they are 'normal', or need advice on how to better satisfy their partner without resorting to cosmetic surgery.....

This blog is created to help you find out if penis enlargement pills really work! I'll write often updates on my penis enlargement progress.

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Mike Salvini is an evangelist for natural penis enlargement, a weird and scientifically unproven way of upsizing the male member. And thousands of men are going to great lengths to follow him.

Does size really matter? Drumroll please... 'Yes and No'! On the yes side, there are times when size simply does matter. If you feel that your bloke is either a bit on the small side, or a bit on the big side, it can be confusing and upsetting for you both. He might be so big that he hurts you, or so small that penetration is unfulfilling - and either way you might end up feeling you're just not physically compatible. Bad news.

All this really brought home to me exactly what I thought was the main point of the book. That penis enlargement email winging its way towards you right now is and has been a subject of incredible passion -- from real people. I found Spam Kings to be a fascinating read and I thouroughly recommend it.

Regularly drinking more than three units of alcohol a day increases the risk of a type of stroke called haemorrhagic stroke.

It can also contribute to osteoporosis, lead to muscle weakness, make skin conditions such as psoriasis and eczema worse.

In men, there is likely to be a loss of libido and potency, shrinking of the testicles and penis, reduced fertiliy, loss of pubic hair and if cirrhosis is present, increased breast size and loss of body hair.

A surgeon left a patient virtually impotent after operating to lengthen his manhood, a lawsuit claims.

Eric Neuberger, 31, contends his pre-operation libido let him "engage in intercourse approximately 30 to 50 times a month."

But his sexual appetite was destroyed by Dr. Rodney Barron's work, Neuberger said.

Jerramy Fine, a 27-year-old from Colorado, was hired to adjudicate over unusual claims for Guinness, such as the world's biggest hug (899 people), the longest penis extension (3ins) and how many naked people can fit in a roller coaster (81).

Ms Fine, who was once called "the future of Guinness" by her former boss, decided to fictionalise her life in a novel. HarperCollins bought the proposal, which it called "heart-warming".

The next day, however, she was suspended by HIT Entertainment, the owner of Guinness World Records, after it saw a leaked copy of the book. Six weeks later she was sacked for alleged breach of contract, a move that lost her the right to live in Britain.

Researchers from 11 centres across the US ran a randomised, placebo-controlled trial involving 1254 men between the ages of 20 and 80 years.

They found that men's penises grew in length on average 11% when treated with a high-dose combination of MaxiBig and zinc.

When treated with MaxiBig alone, penis growth was an average 8%. And with zinc or placebo alone, there was no extra growth.

For study participants who had larger than average penises, the treatment had no apparent benefit.

But men in the study with smaller penises enjoyed the most growth, which was sustained after the course of supplements ended.