Penis Blog

We first tested the Vibra Exciter in the bedroom. Why? I hear you ask when this is a toy designed for use in less than private places would we do a thing like that? Simple, volume. Many bullets in sex toys are less than quiet. If you’re in the privacy of your own home that’s great, but outside that can lead to all sorts or trouble. Although the Vibra Exciter’s control unit does have a big “Cancel” button, just in case and would pass as a pager if spotted on your waistband.

Norwegian publisher Dinamo prepared Wednesday for the launch of its rather unusual "Penis Atlas."

Warning, the following is not suitable for young children. It is one thing to concoct an iPod killer through unique styling, but somehow this one may have gone too far. For those who haven't figured it out, yes Virginia, it is shaped like an erect penis right down to the...um...body curve. Ahhh, I can see the commercials now with a beautiful young girl holding the unit firmly in her hands as she changes tracks by rubbing the...er...round...nib...ok, ok, you get the point.

Sex toys have been available for hundreds of years. The first documented use of a dildo comes from 3 rd century Greece, where merchants sold something called an olisbos. In Renaissance Italy, the olisbo morphed into the dildo probably from the Italian diletto, which means ‘to delight’. Modern rubber dildos, resembling the ones we see today, came into being in the mid-19th century.

But the photos pale next to Gallo’s sales pitch for his million-dollar spermatozoa. WARNING! Some passage may be too mind-boggling for the sensitive reader. (We’re not kidding. Some of this stuff is really offensive.) Set your phasers on stun, O, ye of strong stomachs and steely nerves, and read on:

An ordinary South African woman prompted to action by the high number of rapes around the country this week launched a weapon against a crime to which grandmothers, infants and little girls often fall victim.

Dubbed "the penis flytrap" by South African media, the plastic and latex device in the shape of a condom is designed to fit inside a woman's vagina. It is inserted and removed with an applicator as with a tampon.

The lawyers for former Creek County Judge Donald Thompson have asked a judge to give them the penis pump that's being held as evidence against Thompson.

They say they want their own forensic specialist to conduct tests on the pump. Thompson is charged with three counts of indecent exposure after three former employees say they saw him use the pump during court cases in 2003.

"My sex machine has an artificial penis that can make up to 180 moves in a minute. A man can only manage that intensity of movement for about five seconds but the machine can do it for as long as the woman wants.And it comes with a set of controls to fully regulate the speed and intensity a woman for individual sex," Fox News quoted him as telling local daily Glas Javnosti.

In the event of rape, the device folds itself around the rapist's penis, attaching to the skin with microscopic hooks. It is only when the rapist withdraws that he will realise the device is clamped around his penis.

"Its design will also go a long way towards lowering HIV infection as semen is contained in the device ... as well as preventing sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies," Ehlers says.

As it is impossible to remove the device from a penis without medical help, hospitals and clinics will be able to alert police when assistance is sought.

“Someone took construction-grade plastic, molded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape,” said Lee County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

“They wrote ‘Happy Father’s Day’ on the duct tape.”

The device was first described by the sheriff’s office as a prosthetic penis. Later, it cops described it as a paper sculpture made to look like a penis.

Owners of three companies, including one that sells a fake penis called "The Whizzinator," appeared at a congressional hearing under subpoena but exercised their constitutional right not to testify.

Texas Republican Rep. Joe Barton stressed the executives still must respond to requests to supply congressional investigators with documents about the business.

"We will get the facts. Just understand that," Barton, chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, told the executives.

Inside the box, sent from a California company via FedEx overnight, was an array of anti-drug testing tools, tools used to play a shell game with a drug-testing system that some sports leagues say is nearly infallible.

There is a prosthetic penis that resembled a dried-up banana, wrapped in a white, burly jock strap and attached to a small, empty canister.

It must have been embarrassing for Onterrio Smith, the Minnesota Vikings' part-time running back and full-time substance abuser, to have airport security people find a plastic penis and bags of dehydrated urine in his luggage.

Hey, I blush when the airport security people examine my electric nose- hair trimmer. I never want to be asked, "Sir, is this your penis?"

In Smith's carry-on bag, inspectors found a Whizzinator kit, which includes bags of powdered pee and the ersatz male genitalia designed to fool drug testers.

The Army, with thousands more troops in Iraq than the other services, considered the Kevlar shorts but instead is buying a far more elaborate suit of armor for its gunners.

The "Cupola Protective Ensemble'' includes a visor and neck guard, a jacket with full sleeves and pants with a groin protector. The bulletproof, blast-proof package weighs 38 pounds and requires an internal cooling system in Iraq's broiling heat. The Army is paying $9,400 a set, roughly five times what the Air Force paid for its Kevlar shorts.

Clark's Kevlar shorts are so much cheaper because they are far simpler.

Made from 28 layers of Kevlar, the stronger-than-steel fabric used in flak vests, the L.B. Technologies shorts are outerwear. They weigh 11.5 pounds, including suspenders needed to hold them up. They look more like Lederhosen — the quaint leather shorts of Bavaria — than bulletproof boxers.

Here is some more info for CHASTE, the young man who wondered about the health consequences of spending a great deal of time locked in a male chastity device and being denied orgasms by his Mistress:

1. The long-term inhibition of erections will lower your testosterone levels and make you calmer (and more subservient). 2. Your penis will shrink, and you will not get hard enough for intercourse. 3. However, your orgasms from oral or manual teasing will be incredible—multiple also.

For the same reason the French refer to them as the English overcoat. Unsurprisingly, syphilis has long been called "la maladie anglaise" by the French. The phrase was imported by the English as, untranslated, it seemed obvious whose concubines infected English gentlemen.

Led by a single human, JayVance, Captured by Robots' thrash-metal freak show/performance-art piece makes blood-spewing penis-puppet-wielding Gwar seem tame (and lame) by comparison. JBOT (Vance) wears a bondage mask with spook-house eyeballs popping out of the tiny eye slits and a bloodstained T-shirt that his entwined entrails have escaped from like sausages in a meat grinder. His mechanized band members, including the Headless Hornsmen (a bow-tied and bloody bunch) and Gtrbot, wail through a musical version of the movie version of The Ten Commandments (in sync with the actual flick) like a Chuck E. Cheese band that has been injected with the devil juice instead of WD-40. But it's not just metal playing metal: This time around, CBR promises to help with those steel buns and abs, too. With Ouija Radio. 21 . $8. 9:00 p.m

Yet, only 39% knew what a "Trojan" was when asked.

A Trojan is a malicious piece of software which installs itself on a person's computer without their knowledge.

"The only thing I can think of that might be a problem for CHASTE is the development of Peyronie's disease," says Christian P. Pavlovich, MD, assistant professor of urology and director of urological oncology at Johns Hopkins Bayview Medical Center in Baltimore. "As you know, Peyronie's disease is a curvature of the penis of unknown etiology that is associated with a plaque of scar tissue at the tunica albuginea of the corpora cavernosa of the penis."

While I’ve hardly ever used one I’ll have to confess that the first time I tried a cock ring I didn’t know how to put it on properly. I thought it went only around the shaft of the penis. Below is a list of links to sites offering cock ring wisdom and trivia.

Sizemore ended up back in court after failing a series of drug tests required as a condition of his probation for his 2003 domestic violence conviction in the Fleiss case and a separate guilty plea last fall for possessing methamphetamine.

In February, Sizemore was briefly jailed for trying to use a prosthetic penis sewn into boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample to fake a drug test sample.

The Whizzinator is a fake penis that you strap to yourself and then urinate someone else's urine out of it. This is so you can pass drug tests.

There's a penis for everyone here, it doesn't matter if you're black, white, arabic, eskimo, or whether you sun bathe fully naked - there's a penis colour to suit you. The only problem that we can see is that you better be Jewish. There's a severe lack of foreskin on these blighters.

Deputies say a man arrested for drug possession had an unusual item in his trunk – a fake penis.

Jeffery Neal Thompson, 42, was stopped by deputies Monday night after reports the man was driving his red Corvette recklessly and running people off the road near Peachland and Veteran's boulevards in Port Charlotte.

A deputy approaching the car said he smelled marijuana and ordered Thompson out of the car.

He was searched, and deputies say they found a marijuana pipe in his pocket, 7 grams of marijuana in the car door and a bottle of 25 valium pills in the center console.

As the deputy continued to search the car, he found a plastic bag in the trunk. Inside was a fake penis attached to a plastic bladder and elastic belt.

The Prince Albert is probably the most popular of all male piercings. The healing process is faster than most, and it has been considered to be the most sexually appealing male piercing. The Prince Albert piercing, in most cases, is performed by inserting a needle receiving tube into the urethra and then starting the needle from the outside and feeding it out through the tube. There are not many complications associated with this piercing. There is always a chance of rejection, but the likelihood is minimal.

NOW that vaginas have had their say, it seems only fitting that the male genitalia should weigh in, as well.

That, at least, seems to be the thinking behind "The Penis Monologues: Men Speak," in which a trio of actors deliver soliloquies based on interviews with disparate males about that most sensitive of topics. The results are less than revelatory, although men — most of whom are probably barely on speaking terms with their own penises — and curious women may glean nuggets of insight.

Unfortunately, Robert Watts, who wrote and directed the enterprise, is no Eve Ensler, and lacks both the entertainment value and social relevance of its predecessor. Its mostly uninspired segments, performed in overemphatic fashion by Lev Gorn, Christian Johnstone and Steve Luker, don't provide much in the way of original viewpoints.

The RigiScan, an instrument used in the male research program, measures penile tumescence and rigidity continuously. It has two loops, one to be placed around the base of the penis and the other towards the tip, that tighten every fifteen or thirty seconds. The recording unit can be strapped around the waist or thigh.

https://www.indiana.edu/~condoms

This website will give you more information about a study that is being conducted by researchers at Indiana University in Bloomington, Indiana.

Recently, there has been a movement by condom manufacturers to develop condoms that are responsive to consumer demands for condoms that are better fitted to men with various penis sizes and that enhance the sexual experience. Some of these new condoms are currently on the market in the United Sates and have been approved by the ...

This intriguing tutorial describes how to connect an Xbox to a vibrator to create a force feedback penis replacement. An example of some of the finer technical details is given below. A warning that the link contains pictures of naked vibrators. Guys had better watch out. This contraption could replace men, even men who take a lot of cialis.

First off, let's take part the XBox Controller. Remove the 6 screws in the back, set the controller down on it's back, and remove the top plate. Put all of the buttons and pads to the side for the time being, but don't lose them, otherwise you'll have a gimpy controller. No one wants a gimpy controller.

Now, assuming you can, disconnect the two vibration motors from the bottom of the board. If you can't get one of ...

They'll have a hard time repealing this benefit.

Las Vegas Review-Journal EDITORIAL: Drug dysfunction Medicare's new prescription coverage begins Jan. 1. The benefit likely will cost more than $500 billion over the next decade because of its blanket coverage of all FDA-approved drugs. Those include Viagra and other drugs used primarily to treat erectile dysfunction. "These bureaucrats defend the additional drugs as 'lifestyle-improving' instead of just 'lifesaving,' but taxpayer-funded Viagra will drain resources from medication for more severe conditions," said Tom Schatz, president of Citizens Against Government ...

A prosthetic penis can fool some people some of the time, but not this time.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.

Sizemore, 43, who played a battle-hardened sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was placed in custody on Thursday. He was ordered to remain behind bars until a hearing on Feb. 24, unless he posts $25,000 ...

Ever want a condom that fit your penis just right? Here's the bespoke condom company.

Hey, quick, where can you find condoms in 55 different sizes? No, not at John Wayne Bobbit's house.

The Condom Mania prophylactic company has a unique concern with getting the "perfect fit".

They provide a Condom Wizard to walk you through various preferences like Sensitivity, Texture, Non-Lubricated, Extra Strength, Size, Flavor, Non-Latex, With Applicator, and Desensitizing.

What? No Menthol?

Anyway, the best/worst part of this is that they actually have a Fit-Kit that you download, ...