Penis Blog

We know it's hard, but try to think back to San Francisco's 2002 Gay Pride (yeah, they all sort of blend together into a rainbow tapestry of faggotry). If you were there, you may recall San Francisco Department of Public Health unveiled a new syphillis testing ad campaign. In said campaign, a cartoon penis by the oh-so-subtle name "Healthy Penis" made his Gayville debut, encouraging hordes of homo whores to get themselves tested for the big-S.

On today's Ellen, a 20-foot anaconda managed to work its tail between the legs of the show's hostess, causing it to look briefly like a shiny, colorful, twisty penis.

Englishman Lawrence Barraclough believes size matters, which is why he felt compelled to make this film about his "tiny" penis.

The modern story begins in 1942, when American researchers W.A. Schonfeld and G.W. Beebe set out to define normal genital growth and variation in males from birth into their 20s. They measured penis length (using a wooden ruler), circumference (using a series of graded rings), and testis volume (using an instrument called the orchidometer) in 1,500 volunteers of various ages. But it wasn't so easy. And the difficulties that the first wave of researchers encountered continue to render our latter-day interpretation of penis studies a risky business.

The contest, visible only to in-store patrons at liquor outlets, features a muscular ‘pool boy’ whom purchasers of the product could win to come around and clean their pool while a South Gin bartender mixed drinks for the winner and her friends.

But LAPS – short for Liquor Advertising Pre-vetting System -– reckons the poster and its associated in-store promotion was sexually provocative and offensive to decency, apparently because the outline of the male model's penis was visible underneath his swim trunks.

An artist contributing to J�nk�ping Museum's exhibition, Vad s�gs om sex? (How about sex?), has been forced to touch up his work after it was deemed inappropriate for children.

The painting portrayed a naked couple, but the director of the museum, Jan Sundstr�m, didn't like the look of the man's penis.

I don't know if he's joking, but according to their manager Mark Aylott of Stripper Entertainment (which has the largest supply of male strippers in Western Canada and supplies men to almost every Ladies Night, stagette or birthday surprise party in town), "Penis size isn't that important. Really big ones are only good for novelty. We had one guy who was half penis. He jumped around for awhile and then brought his third leg out. Half the crowd ran for the door.

Pete Doherty has apparently been left "fuming" after a video of him exposing himself was uploaded to an internet fansite.

The Babyshambles singer was shown waving his penis in the clip, which was available on the balachadha.com site.

Only one witness was required Tuesday to show there was sufficient evidence to force retired judge Donald D. Thompson to face trial on four felony counts of indecent exposure.

Lisa Foster, a former court reporter for Thompson for nearly 15 years, told Associate District Judge James D. Bland, of McAlester, she had marked her notes every time she witnessed Thompson applying a pump to his penis.

Speaking to The Sun, a source said: "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen.

Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

The Dallas Cowboys have a couple of problems they need to fix. They can't run the ball, they can't throw the ball, and they can't catch the ball. Oh and their players have LITTLE COCKS as was shown on this FOX news clip. (Oct 15th)

The two naked penis puppeteers present the ancient Australian art of genital origami live on stage. The series of penis installations requires stamina, stretch factor and an unsurpassed level of testicular fortitude. Puppetry of the Penis leaves the audience gasping at more than 40 heroic and hilarious installations, including such crowd-pleasers as The Pelican, The Windsurfer, The Eiffel Tower, the Loch Ness Monster and the signature creation, The Hamburger.

The daring duo at Dolce & Gabbana has dropped the boundaries several inches. Their fall 2005 menswear line, which debuted on the Milan runway in January and now appears in print ads and stores near you, includes jeans that plunge so low that they've been dubbed "pubic pants."

A sculpted and polished phallus found in a German cave is among the earliest representations of male sexuality ever uncovered, researchers say.

The 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object, which is dated to be about 28,000 years old, was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura.

According to the suit, Perez took Taylor across the street in front of the Congo River Miniature Golf Course, and then ordered him to drop his pants and underwear.

After Taylor complied, according to the suit, Perez lifted up Taylor's shirt, exposing his penis, and then made him bend over and pull back his genitals while he searched for drugs.

Film-makers had to shrink Ioan Gruffudd's genitals for the new Fantastic Four movie - so he wouldn't alarm young cinema-goers.

The Welsh actor plays Mr. Fantastic in the summer blockbuster, and found the character's lycra outfit a little too revealing.

The reasons for the popularity of genital makeovers should be familiar to regular readers of Sexploration. As we've seen, pubic hair grooming has become practically a must. When all that hair gets shaved or waxed off, the naughty bits become much more obvious. We can see what's up down there. And men and women are watching more porn these days, looking at the newly visible private parts, and comparing. Just as women clamored for the Jennifer Aniston hairdo during the early "Friends" era, men and women want to be as pretty down there as the people they see on their TV screen or in magazines.

And Michael's practical joke – having his penis hanging out while massaging Gianna's shoulders – caused controversy with the story broadcast on talkback radio and A Current Affair after its airing.

Channel 10 is not commenting on the issue but has said no punishment had been meted out.

A Ten spokeswoman said the network had received "quite a few" complaints about Uncut from the older demographic.

Ten's production and development chief Tim Clucas defended the Uncut program as a "duty" to the audience.

Christos Ioakimidis could be jailed for up to five years for showing a painting combining Christian and sexual imagery.

The authorities in Athens removed the work - showing an erect penis next to a Christian cross - following a complaint by a far-right party leader.

Coach Lazer Collazo reportedly dropped his pants in the locker room after his varsity team lost to Florida Christian on April 7. He reportedly took his penis out of his pants and accused his players of not having the testicular fortitude it takes to play baseball, the Miami Herald reported.

A former Aussie football star has been kicked off his country's version of Celebrity Big Brother.

Warwick Capper was asked to pack his bags after he exposed himself to the other housemates.

Home and Away actress Kimberley Cooper, who plays Gypsy Nash, complained he had shown himself to her and fellow contestant Sara Marie Fedele.

In March 1992, three women filed an $8.1 million lawsuit against Cone alleging sexual harassment. The charge centered around the now-notorious masturbating-in-the-bullpen incident in 1989, in which Cone apparently flogged his penis in front of three female onlookers. The Post headline was, "WEIRD SEX ACT IN BULLPEN!"

Scots actor Ewan McGregor is happy to get his penis out on screen, even if his leading lady is fully-clothed.

The Moulin Rouge hunk is confident with his body and has never shied away from nude scenes.

McGregor says, "I like my penis, there's no question about that.

Brandon Arp, 20, and 19-year-old Aric Davenport, were hauled into a Wyoming court for their rude creation on April 21.

The court was told the pair had been arrested after residents in the town of Laramie found the frozen statue so insulting they had destroyed it.

A penis that tells jokes on late night public access television may be expressive of something. But it is not the kind of free expression protected by the First Amendment, the Michigan Court of Appeals has decided, confirming the indecent exposure conviction of the show's producer and host.

A northern Ontario doctor accused of sexual abuse sat back in his chair and relaxed his brow after hearing there would be no more talk about his penis Wednesday.

Family doctor Anthony DeLuco, 57, of Sault Ste. Marie, is facing a disciplinary hearing amid sex allegations from four former female patients. Ara Keresteci, a Toronto urologist, had been expected to testify about the shape of DeLuco's erect penis.

It is almost physically painful to look at, particularly so when viewed in contrast to the Homers and Copleys that grace adjacent walls. But Traylor is willing to add insult to artistic injury, for he wrote a poem to explain the “action” of his work. The poem reads: “goose grabs little boys [sic] penis through fence/ boy ties himself to the calf who dashes/ through a hole in fence—little boy caught.” The drawing combined with the poem creates a work that would be comedic if not for its purchase price.

As for our patriarchal macho society, who brings up the children? The mother. The woman makes her son macho, calls him doudoul tata or "golden penis." If this woman is educated, maybe she will bring up a son who is less macho. For me, the education of women is the key -- sexually, intellectually, professionally.

AMONG the many oddities of Alexander McCall Smith's No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency series is its unabashed sexism. McCall Smith treats the weaker sex -- men -- with pitying condescension. ''Boys, men, they're all the same,'' a woman Sunday school teacher says when she learns that a boy has been exposing himself to a girl in the next seat. ''They think that this thing is something special and they're all so proud of it. They do not know how ridiculous it is.''

Penis Dementia has sold to Denmark's TV2 and Brazil's Globosat, while Fag Hags as been sold to Finland's Channel Four. A rep from Markham Street Film said that it had received offers from a number of other networks.

Penis Dementia is the second instalment in Markham Street Film’s sideways look at the body, following the documentary Flatly Stacked, which won acclaim for its honest look at flat-chested women. The new one-hour doc is produced in association with Discovery Health, Life Network, Canal Vie and SBS Australia.

The Australian theatrical production `Puppetry of the Penis' is nothing more than cheap voyeurism and gross perversity.

If the same activity was conducted outside public toilets, the perpetrators would be thrown in jail and charged with indecent exposure.

Dick said he did expose his penis, although he was surprised the club management took such offence. He said they knew the gag is routinely part of his show.

"When somebody asks how big my (penis) is, if there's more than five or 10 questions about that, I say: 'Look, I can't whip my (penis) out onstage, but I can show you my new Rolex. You want to see my new Rolex?' And everybody goes 'Ooo.' Then I turn around, I take out my penis, and I very neatly wrap it around my wrist, and I turn around and I say 'Now what time is it?' " Dick explained.

Over the following days, he made numerous attempts to arrange a sexual encounter with kdra14fl. It was during that time that Goff transmitted images over a Web cam that showed him holding his penis while wearing his fire marshal uniform.

Also during that week, while dressed in uniform, he drove his department vehicle to a Temple Terrace apartment complex where he thought the girl lived.

The annual gathering of the Green Jacket Klan is taking place this weekend, with Hootie Johnson, the Lester Maddux of sex discrimination, guarding the doors of the Augusta National Golf Club using a putter instead of an ax handle. The return of sponsors for the Masters Golf Tournament undoubtedly makes the boys feel vindicated in their fight to keep the penis prerogative at Augusta.

A hard-up UK eBayer is offering his penis as permanent advertising space - for a starting bid of (B.P.)3,000. The "genuine auction" vendor explains: "I will have my penis permanently tatooed for advertising your internet company logo," and adds: "If they wish, the winning company of the bid may film the Tattoo being created - this could be streamed live from their website as well as use the footage for later promotions."

Another Clark is "Dice 42nd Street," also done in the '80s, which depicts a partly nude male prostitute in a black-and-white shot. Interestingly, "Dice" is the only optional piece in the show, by which I mean that museums on the tour could elect to leave it out. It's hardly a surprise to find Payton including it on the Denver stop because she staunchly opposes censorship of any kind. On the other hand, it's not hard to understand why Momin made the Clark optional: The subject of the photo is not only gay, but his semi-erect, uncircumcised penis hangs out for all to see. That could certainly cause trouble for some host institutions, especially in the Bible Belt.

Village life seems not much removed from what it was before the arrival of Western culture, except for clothing and the occasional Johnson motor on the back of a dugout canoe. Penis gourds have been replaced by cutoffs, though men still wear the gourds for ceremonies and celebrations. Women dance bare-breasted but usually wear bras for daily dress.

While the results of the research are preliminary, scientists at the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization have discovered a genetic link between small penis size and the thrill of the hunt. The organization recently began to tabulate data from a two-year study of men with Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder (DMGD) and has posted the results on its Web site, DMGD.org.

The subjects of the study varied from men with a slight abnormality in penis size to men with pubis innius, a term for an inverted male pubic region. By tracing what has been identified as the "DMGD gene," an abnormality in the 21st chromosome was discovered. Researchers found that this abnormality appears to be consistently linked to two traits: abnormally small male reproductive organs and the ability to derive joy from killing, which starts with hunting small game and, in isolated instances, can manifest itself in homicidal acts. Research team leader Dr. Brian Upchurch and his colleagues in New Orleans, La., plan to investigate whether DMGD was a factor in the 2004 Sawyer County, Wis., incident in which a deer hunter went on a rampage and killed six other hunters.

"These findings confirm what we have believed for a long time: Hunters just don’t measure up," says PETA’s Justin Jest. "They are apparently overcompensating for their failure to hit the mark in the bedroom by blowing small animals away in the woods."

After four weeks of intensive sculpting and fresco painting following a month and a half's worth of heavy construction involving several local contractors and UAF's own engineering departments, the Art Department and Theatre UAF have completed a 39 and a half foot (39' 3" to be exact) functional mockup of a human penis.

Visible from the majority of upper and lower campus, the penis is set to star in the upcoming presentation of "Oedipus Rex."

"With the climax of the play, we needed something to properly represent Oedipus' struggle for order in an order-less world. Then, whoop (gesturing two parallel lines running upward with both arms), it comes to me. 40-foot penis," said "Rex" director Anatoly Antohin. "And I couldn't be more happy with the results."

A Dutch war memorial that goes up and down, and spurts flames may be scrapped after complaints that it looks like a giant penis.

The Liberation Monument is a giant copper obelisk that rises and falls depending on the level of sunlight, and spurts flames out of the top during important festivals.

It is due to go on show in the village of Wageningen where the German capitulation was signed at the end of the Second World War 60 years ago.

But there are plenty of actors willing to show the full monty. Harvey Keitel has done it several times, as has Ewan McGregor and others. But Hollywood still keeps male nudity to a bare minimum.

Colin Farrell had a nude scene in "A Home at the End of the World" that was cut because it was "distracting," according to a USA Today report, and Liam Neeson was willing to do it for "Kinsey," but was not permitted.

I believe this whole penis problem is a mere representation of a larger issue: Hollywood is still a male-dominated industry, and the lack of equal nudity is a sign of continuing inequality between men and women.

Ok, it's a slow news day.. the Discovery Channel reports measurements of Michelangelo's David which dismisses the notion that the statue is of less than heroic proportions:

"David is not really highly gifted, but he is totally normal. His penis measures 15 cm which, considering the height of the statue, corresponds to 6-7 cm in an adult," Gulisano told Discovery News.

"Here we have a naked man who is about to fight. He has an orthosympathic activation consistent with the combined effects of fear, tension and aggression. A contraction of the genitals is totally normal in such conditions," he said.

In the remote Himalayan kingdom of Bhutan, it is not only the stunning scenery that surprises the eye.

Driving from the country's only airport in Paro to the capital city of Thimphu, graphic and colourful paintings of penises adorn the white-washed walls of homes, shops and eateries.

In many places, pictures of dragons and soft drink advertisements showing a Bollywood actress jostle for space on the walls with phallic drawings.

The origin of these drawings can be traced to a Buddhist monastery near Bhutan's former capital, Punakha.

Convicted serial rapist Ronald Bower's bid to have his charges thrown out could be stymied by an unusual piece of evidence - he is circumcised.

A Queens judge today is set to decide Bower's much-publicized attempt to overturn his 1992 and 1993 convictions based the defense lawyer's arguments that the description of the rapist fits an ex-cop, Michael Perez.

But Perez, who was acquitted of two sexual assaults, was not circumcised at the time, according to court papers obtained by the Daily News.

Bower was.

Welcome to Dali-land, which is to perversity what Disney is to wholesomeness. Beginning in 1930, Salvador Dali and his wife, Gala, spent four decades working on this compound of fishing shacks on the Costa Brava, close to the village of Cadaques in the northeast corner of Spain, where the artist spent much of his youth.

The couple turned the ramshackle buildings into one of the world’s most eccentric residences, a series of whitewashed shapes climbing a rugged hillside. The swimming pool is in the shape of a phallus. At the end of the pool is a shell-shaped niche with a pair of fantasy thrones, where the rulers of this kingdom sat, watching their guests drink pink champagne. Nearby is a structure called the ‘‘Dovecote of the Pitchforks,’’ a tall cylinder with huge pitchforks sticking out of it rather threateningly, as if to protect the giant egg perched on the peak of the red tile roof, or perhaps the doves that roosted within. Next to the house is an ancient, frail wooden boat with a large cypress growing through it, evidence that nature was the first Surrealist.

I own a video company that covers tattoo conventions and we just returned from the Inkdependence Bash in Charlotte where we filmed a man with one of the most unique tattoos we've ever seen - his pubic area is shaved and two large elephant ears are tattooed there. The trunk, of course, is the penis and is fully tattooed all of the way around, and on the head of the penis, two nostrils are tattooed.

When questioned about the pain, he replied "it really wasn't that bad at all." Of course as we all have learned in bodyarts, an area that is not so painful for one person might be much more sensitive in another. Copies of the video are available.

Applegate: He’s very silly on set. I just wanted him to be quiet so I could work. There’s something specific he did that made me laugh but it would ruin his reputation.

HL: If I gave you a flat-screen tv would you tell me?

Applegate: (Laughs) OK, they were doing an insert shot of a briefcase or something, and Ben just decided to put his “stuff” on the briefcase. He would always do things like that: mooning, sticking his tongue in the director’s ear. He’s very goofy. I just admire him.

I'd never seen a foreskin until last year. I didn't even know how it worked. When I found out my lover-to-be was intact, I did some research and discovered this site with an animation showing the foreskin in action. It turned out the foreskin was much more extensive than I realized. Not just a flap of skin!

As regular Danwei readers will know, the government has been occupied of late with the Glorious Proletarian Struggle Against Online Pornography and alerting newspaper readers to the dangers of high-tech orifice peripherals. They seem, however, to have overlooked less futuristic modalities of self-comfort, as evinced by Sina.com's online exhibit of bronze phalluses, aptly enough entitled "Large-Scale Chinese Sex Culture Exhibit (I): Ancient Chinese Sex Implements." (Link is in Chinese, but the pictures tell the whole story.)

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Q: What's your most popular item?

A: The 7-inch-round penis cake, followed by cupcakes. However, we can do anything. My line is: If you can dream it, we can sculpt it: The Eiffel Tower, the Space Needle. I've done Edgar Martinez!

A ONCE-respected Sunshine Coast community and business leader emailed a picture of his erect penis to who he thought was a 13-year-old girl, a court was told today.

Self-employed Frederick John Burdon, 51, pleaded guilty in the Brisbane District Court to one count of using the internet to expose a child under 16 and one count of using the internet to attempt to procure a child under the age of 16.

The court was told that during April ...

Joker Chris Evans has confessed he regularly flashed his penis at staff.

The former DJ admitted he dropped his pants and exposed himself - sometimes while aroused.

Evans, 38, claims colleagues found his risque stunts funny.

He told the Sunday Times magazine: "If you get your willy out, it is the funniest thing. Everybody laughs. Girls love it."

But producer Fiona Cotter-Craig said she found being flashed at by the troubled star "very unpleasant".

Raju Shetty’s (28) attempt to adopt an inventive method to enhance sexual pleasure landed him on the surgeon’s table yesterday.

Inspired by the fad of body piercing, the Pantnagar (Ghatkopar) resident substituted a ring with a metal nut and pushed it around his penis. Problem was, the metal stayed stubbornly stuck to his organ for over two hours.

After failing to remove the foreign body, an embarrassed Shetty decided to seek medical help and checked into the casualty ...

We want to apologize, briefly, for showing you Fred Durst’s penis. We didn’t think of the repercussions and thus regret any traumatic scarring we may have caused. If need be, we know a nice shrink on Park Avenue who’s admitting new patients.

That being said, our suspicions were confirmed: Durst’s sex tape was not captured on a T-Mobile device (the Sidekick 2, as we thought, doesn’t even have a video function) but was actually stolen (or “hacked,” as the ...