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An Australian painter has gained notoriety by using his penis as a brush to paint a portrait of the Prime Minister.

If the law can get Jamaicans to drive more carefully, it can also make them more judicious about procreation. Penalising people severely for recklessly driving cars has significantly reduced the road death rate. So why shouldn't punishing men for carelessly depositing sperm cut the fatherless rate? It's time to license the Jamaican penis.

It's a groovy class ...or at least it would be if my instructor didn't have some strange penis phobia. She won't talk about it unless she is forced by the context of the text and even then she turns bright red and mumbles quite a bit for someone with a BS in nursing..

A man and woman were cited Friday in connection with a bizarre incident that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store last week.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

The Supreme Court has declared zero tolerance for the pinching of a child’s penis in jest during class time by his elementary school teacher.

The court on Thursday upheld the conviction of a teacher identified as Lee for calling a fourth-grader to the front of the class in March 2004 and pinching his groin to a call of, "Now, let's see if you have a pepper (Korean slang for penis)!" The teacher reportedly repeated the act four more times until May.

Its 50-year-old grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng has shown his true mettle by tugging a truck across a Californian car park with his penis.

A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.

The murder of a tramp was successfully solved in Russia’s southern port city of Novorossiisk after police discovered the victim’s penis on the person of the murderer. He had cut it off and kept it as a trophy, Russian news agency Regnum reported on Tuesday.

A 31 year-old man has been arrested in Berlin, Germany after being busted while scratching large penis-shaped gouges into the paint of two cars.

Thin Sandar, a chicken seller in Myanmar, had always dreamed of being a man. When she inexplicably grew a penis last month, the 21-year-old treated it as an awe-inspiring omen - as have the thousands of stunned villagers who have traveled to a pagoda to see him.

Arndt lost his license to practice medicine in Massachusetts in 2002 after abandoning a patient on an operating room table at Mount Auburn Hospital in Cambridge to run to the bank.

A year later, he was making frequent trips to Manhattan to buy crystal methamphetamine. In addition, he had two pounds of the inhibition-abandoning stimulant shipped to the Chandler Inn in Boston from Los Angeles, packed in a penis-shaped pinata.

Police divers are hunting a snapping turtle that bit a 15-year-old boy on the penis in an alpine lake.

They believe the turtle had probably been dumped in the lake at Grossweil in Bavaria by its owner after it got too big for its tank.

They say the animals, that are natives to North America and are illegal to own in Germany, usually avoid human contact unless cornered.

A Cambodian man, tired of his wife's habit of waking him up by yanking his penis and testicles, finally had enough and wrung her neck, police said on Friday.

Deputy provincial police chief of north-eastern Kratie province, Chhoub Chenda, said In Thoeun, 38, fell asleep after drinking on May 20, and when his wife Touch Svet, 29, came to wake him up in her usual painful way, his temper apparently flared and he grabbed her by the neck, killing her instantly.

Spurlock's Super Size Me went on to become the third-highest-grossing documentary of all time. On the downside, it documented Spurlock's sudden descent into bad health.

Spurlock's book, Don't Eat This Book: Fast Food and the Supersizing of America (Putnam, $21.95), covers much the same territory as the movie: the high rate of obesity in America, McDonald's unsubstantiated claims that its food is healthy, comments from nutritionists and doctors, and so on.

But there's also much that the movie doesn't include:

The "buzzing pulsations" Spurlock began feeling in his penis while on the McD diet, for example.

Officer Peter Linnenkamp was charged Monday with using his Taser on 18-year-old Antonio Wheeler two times in early March. The 50,000-volt shocks came after Wheeler, who had been arrested on a drug charge, had been taken to Florida Hospital Orlando and either would not or could not provide a urine sample.

Before the Taser was used, Wheeler aggressively resisted efforts to insert a catheter in order to get a urine sample, officials said.

Linnenkamp wrote in a statement to investigators that he "administered the Taser discharge upon Mr. Wheeler in order to get him to release his penis so that the catheter could be inserted." After Wheeler was shocked in the forearm area two times with the Taser, the report says he "voluntarily provided a urine sample to the medical staff."

There’s a right and wrong way to do everything. The right way to try new foods in foreign countries is in bits and pieces and with an open mind. The wrong way is to dive right into that mouth-watering bowl of tronquito (bull penis soup) without giving your tummy the chance to realize it’s in Ecuador. Be brave, but be wise.

At the end of the day, when the battle was waged and won by Olim, the trophy was awarded. The e-penis was theres [sic]. iV were saddened by the final outcome; 258 icecubes to use for sexual intercourse between them, to ZERO icecubes for iV. I guess Lord|Angelus wouldn't be orgasmic tonight, alas it was not so.

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born ...

If you click the link above, there is nudity. Not disgusting, but kind of strange seeing a penis with a dragon tatoo.

I was browsing someone’s blog and saw the following picture. It is a full penile tattoo of a dragon. I am amazed that someone would actually be willing to put themselves through the act of tattooing their penis. That is dedication.

Read on to see the picture, fair warning:

There is nudity.

Rasputin was a cleric who tended to the Russian royalty. Some say he tended a little too closely. He seemed to mix and match Christian and erotic teachings. His privates are now on display in Saint Petersburg.

The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports. The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences.

Knyazkin told the newspaper that museums of sex and erotica exist in many European countries and he wanted Russia to be a civilized country with a view on the future and with correct views on erotica.

There is one exhibit ...

A New Jersey man, Michael Coluzzi, filed suit on January 21 against the manufacturer of a penis enhancement remedy. His suit may become part of a class action suit.

Colluzi's lawyer, Stephen DeNittis, said many men had been taken in by dubious claims that the product would add up to 7.5cm to their penises by "very, very convincing" advertising, such as infomercials featuring doctors and porn stars.

"Males, for whatever reason, may be susceptible because of what they feel they lack," DeNittis said.

"It was so believable I confirmed with an expert (that the claims were false) before I filed the lawsuit.

"They said they had ...

Colluzi used Alzare tablets which are comprised of ginseng, yohimbe bark, L-arginine and other ingredients.